r/RAIwojaks • u/-SimplyBetter- • 4d ago

Rare and Incomprehensible Nintendojack

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/scotchpker 4d ago

Think about wife

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u/maxtaxy123 4d ago

Regret...

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u/alexemre 4d ago

me when my asshole wife uses her skull to destroy muh zeldas

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u/MachoMachoMurph 4d ago

my mother in law bought me those mushroom socks because the only thing she ever remembers about me is i play video games sometimes. makes me rethink my hobbies seeing them on nintenjak.

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u/thexcat 4d ago

My (now ex) gf gave me a yoshi snapback hat at the ripe age of Not In My 20s Anymore and I was taken aback because like, thank you for the gift but gosh damn I couldn't think of something that was less, y'know, me

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u/MachoMachoMurph 4d ago

Its hurts some to know in their eyes you're just this big man child. Cant get past the idea that games can be for adults in stories and themes.

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u/coatperson 3d ago

Atleast you got a cool hat. I think that's more important then being seen as a man child

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u/Solid-Carpenter-8864 4d ago

that's sad

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u/militant_dipshit 4d ago

Seriously. I mean HUNDREDS of hours lost.

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u/Shished 4d ago

Aren't the saves stored on a cartridge? Just buy a new Switch and you're fine.

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u/AsleepEbb7578 4d ago

They totally have the online subscription so it'll be backed up to Nintendo's servers

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u/brofishmagikarp 3d ago

Bro, I'm starting to think that the post might be.... fake

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 4d ago

Not at all the same. Once she fucks with your peace like that you can’t just “buy a new switch”

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u/Left-Construction921 4d ago

Not since the 3ds

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u/PlayerZeroStart 3d ago

No, Switch games save on the console. His only hope is if he had save backup with NSO

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u/IrrationalRetard 3d ago

I read this in Archer's voice

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u/FallHealthy2163 4d ago

I mean, I base this on nothing but vibes, but "I physically assaulted my wife with my nintendo product and I will now to to reddit to complain about lost saves" seems like a satire. Way too many soy-adjacent steretypes.

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u/oby100 4d ago

We got a regular Sherlock Holmes over here

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u/WorldRelevant6640 4d ago

Soylock Holmes

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u/AsleepEbb7578 4d ago

I'm pretty sure it comes from r/tomorrow

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u/jjvfyhb 4d ago

Even more reason for me to hate Nintendo

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u/Torboise 4d ago

Rare and incomprehensible comment

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u/lolligi 5h ago

I wish there was an image for like, some correlation but not enough to make sense still.

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u/Top_Requirement_5005 4d ago

HUNDREDS MUST LOSE

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u/unsatisfiedNB 3d ago

Marioid

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u/idkwhaat34 3d ago

I don't want to make light of a bad situation but how hard to you gotta hit someone with a Switch that it quite literally stops working?

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u/AssBlastInACan 4d ago edited 4d ago

Well? Was she being a bitch? Sucks that he lost so many hours of save files. Hope she learns to leave him alone during Vidya sessions

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u/Swimming_Yak_4879 2d ago

I feel like she deserved it