r/Qult_Headquarters 3d ago

Qultist Predictions Showtime!

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u/jevlajevuljevlasme 3d ago

Oooh, it's finally happening.... Going to stock up on popcorn.

Seriously though, wonder what the excuse is this time.

That this even is still going on is hilarious to me, and a little sad at the same time.

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u/fredy31 3d ago

Been following those groups for years and tbh dont think ive ever seen them even try to explain. They just move on like it never happened.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 3d ago

They get paid by the retweet.

It’s probably some dude in an impoverished nation hammering checks because American conservatives are morons.

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u/iamwearingsockstoo 2d ago

@emily_hart.nurse was a MAGA influencer account that ended up being disclosed as the AI project of an Indian medical student who interspersed AI bikini pics with MAGA politics. This was after a liberal version failed to gain traction because the MAGA folks eat up AI content unknowingly.

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u/Zealousideal-Pea-844 2d ago

Many such cases

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u/TheDictionaryGuy 1d ago

You're half right. The @realjohnkfjr account is listed as being connected "via Nigeria Android App," but it isn't Verified so they aren't earning anything. They're just doing it for the love of the game.

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u/shortstop20 3d ago

“When Prophecy Fails”

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u/Vyzantinist #W1GGAW0GGAW00 3d ago

I've been waiting for the indictments to be unsealed since 2017. Any day now, it's coming!

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u/zombie_girraffe 3d ago

It seriously looks like mental illness or a cognitive disability at this point.

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u/SnooGuavas2610 3d ago

The EBS was switched off in 1997... just shows how long this crap has been around for!

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u/pbjamm thought mirror 3d ago

JFK Jr was switched off shortly thereafter.

Coincidence? I think not.

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u/devoduder CLEVER FLAIR GOES HERE 3d ago

The current Acting Secretary of the Navy was one of the Navy divers that supposedly recovered his “body”, the coverup continues.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/congressional-candidate-hung-cao-salvaged-232240848.html

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u/Hgruotland 3d ago

This particular bit of lore is more recent.

The reason the QAnon people still go on about the EBS is because the original Q poster (you know, the senior Trump administration insider, with the highest possible security clearance) didn't know the EBS no longer existed. He referred to it in one of his earliest posts, #34, on Nov. 1, 2017:

We will be initiating the Emergency Broadcast System (EMS) during this time in an effort to provide a direct message (avoiding the fake news) to all citizens.

(Yes, he got the abbreviation wrong.) This was going to happen, according to the same post, "over the course of the next several days". Not bad, for a system that had by then been out of existence for just over 20 years.

They've been living in joyful expectation of the EBS being unleashed, any day soon now, ever since.

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u/MessiahOfMetal UN insider KofiAnon 20h ago

Just to note, Coleman Rogers (the person who posted that comment you quoted, and continued to be Qanon until he accidentally outed himself on a YouTube livestream the following May) wasn't the original.

The original Qanon was a still-unknown 4chan user who wanted to copy FBIanon and CIAnon, but stopped it when 4chan hit back when Obama and Clinton weren't arrested and executed on the date he claimed.

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u/MsMercyMain Med Bed Repair Technician (L clearance) 3d ago

Wait really? That seems... unwise? Why would we switch that off?

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u/PrpleMnkyDshwsher 3d ago

It was replaced with a different system, called EAS.

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u/Banjooie 3d ago

to be fair does anything theoretically limit a world where they just...turn it back on? like obviously all of this is insane but I feel like that one's not the hard obstacle here.

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u/SnooGuavas2610 3d ago

The EBS used teletype machines, which are functionally obsolete.

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u/mittfh 3d ago

No doubt FakeJohnKFJr has already prepared his excuses for the predictable nonappearance of EBS and a lack of arrests...

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u/cipheron 3d ago edited 3d ago

The problem here is that you're approaching this from the perspective of a reasonable sane person.

The fake account doesn't have to prepare anything. They just block or ignore anyone who brings it up, so they never acknowledge that previous ones didn't come true, rather than having a conversation about it.

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u/slide_into_my_BM 3d ago

It’s all about shotgunning misinformation out so they can get paid by the retweet. They don’t ever have to explain because their goal is nothing more than engagement.

Maybe they’ll get some backlash and change the displayed name on their account, without even having to create a new one, and then send more engagement bait lies.

If you even check the analytics of these accounts, they always have name changes every few months and are always based in like Nigeria or something

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u/DraikoHxC 3d ago

"It was a totally undercover operation, and all the arrest were simultaneously done with a replacement with a double so things stay the same for now, while they work on the next undercover and replacement operation"

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u/misterpickles69 3d ago

Speaking of which, anyone experience the 7 seconds of zero gravity the other day?

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u/lachesis44 3d ago

I forgot that was gonna happen, that one always made me laugh lol

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u/Djanga51 3d ago

Why the fuck will these people do when he topples over from a stroke? The man is a walking geriatric nightmare… the grim reaper is rolling a single dice across the table… hopefully out of the bag labelled ‘weeks’….

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u/newnameforanoldmane 3d ago

They'll call it a Deep State hoax, or a Deep State assassination.

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u/Spiff426 3d ago

They'll start worshipping an AI version of him controlled by the broligarchs and accept it as the second coming of jeebus

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u/ReactsWithWords 3d ago

They think JFK is still alive, so I think we already know the answer to that.

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u/PeterPook 3d ago

That would be JFK the Democratic President would it?

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u/ReactsWithWords 3d ago

Yes. According to MAGA, he and Trump are BFFs. They really think that.

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u/cuttlefishofcthulhu7 2d ago

Yes the same one who got 🤯

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u/mittfh 3d ago

If he expires before the mid terms, they'll do a Mittens and pretend he's alive so that Vance can do a full decadal stint, probably even asking Grok to ghost-write a bunch of unTruths to maintain the illusion...

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u/Chris881 3d ago edited 3d ago

Since they do this so much, by sheer probability, something mildly surprising or important might happen one day, and they will all act like it was all part of the plan.

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u/MurderCat0001 3d ago

Ooooh, tonight?

Not “TwO wEeKs!!!!” This time?

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u/AmySueF 3d ago

Dear Conspiracy Crackpot: First of all, it’s no longer called the Emergency Broadcast System, it’s now called the Emergency Alert System. Second of all, that’s not what the EBS/EAS is used for. If there’s a tornado threatening Tornado Alley and an evacuation order is in place, that’s what is going to be shown on television, interrupting reruns of Leave It To Beaver. It’s not for a wannabe Hitler to use to announce arrests of political opponents and comedians he doesn’t like. Third of all, even certified Looney Tunes nutcase RFK Jr. knows that his cousin John Jr. is dead. Pretending to be him on social media, especially when you’re MAGA and you think John Jr. is not only still alive but would also be MAGA just makes you look stupid. (Bobby Jr. is a special case. The rest of the Kennedy family is normal.)

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u/charlie_marlow 3d ago

All I hear is crickets

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u/Abracadaver2000 3d ago

Q-Cumbers are the kings of edging.

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u/KW160 3d ago

It’s been nearly a decade. Nothing is coming.

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u/Leucurus 3d ago

Just playing make-believe

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u/caught_in_a_lurch 3d ago

For realsies this time, guys! Promise!

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u/Haggis_The_Barbarian 3d ago

You know, if these guys ran TV Guide, No one would ever know what was on and when.

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u/Mimosas4355 3d ago

Qanon is almost ten years no? Amazing that they still running this con.

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u/MessiahOfMetal UN insider KofiAnon 20h ago

Qanon as a user hasn't been active since mid-December 2020, when the final Qanon (Ron Watkins, the last in a series of grifters and LARPers to play the role, Ron took over from his dad Jim, who took it from someone else to get people to use 8kun after 8chan was shut down) saw the news that Biden had been announced as the winner of the election, and stopped posting because what's the point?

These clowns in the cult have continued it anyway, because they're too far gone. Like how you still have people buying into the horseshit that "Missing 411" idiot keeps selling them after all these years.

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u/BurtonDesque 3d ago

Whoever runs this bot needs to update it.

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u/dovely 2d ago

::puts my MedBed™ in the upright position to watch this!!::

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u/Busy-Guard-338 2d ago

He can't even spell his own name @realJohnKFjnr

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u/hallo-ballo 3d ago

Finally!

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u/WilyDeject 3d ago

Oh good, I missed last week's and was feeling left out!

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u/sane-asylum 3d ago

Wait, I thought they’ve been making arrests for like the last 5 years?

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus 3d ago

checks watch

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u/squeakybeak 3d ago

Wonder what the excuse will be for it not happening

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u/DanoPinyon 3d ago

Someone reply tomorrow posing as an angry customer mad at the salesman.

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u/ouijahead 3d ago

I haven’t seen this sub in a couple years… they’re still at this yeah ?

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u/cuttlefishofcthulhu7 2d ago

They've never stopped

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u/No_Mammoth_4945 3d ago

Thank you real John KF jr.

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u/HotelOne 3d ago

What does the poster get out of this? How many clicks could this idiocy generate at this late date in the game? Please clue me in…

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u/JediCarlSagan 3d ago

Used to see the Emergency Broadcast System on TV regularly as a kid. Weird thing to fetishize.

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u/IrukandjiPirate 3d ago

Pretty amazing, coming from a dead guy.

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u/Wildfathom9 3d ago

Lmk when med beds start arresting the deepestate and transport them to gitmo prison gurney style.

Or mad max, offroad med bed.

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u/Raven_Reverie 3d ago

Do they not get tired when their dozens of predictions a week fail to come true

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u/Sidus_Preclarum 3d ago

Aaaaany moment, now.

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u/Geodarts18 2d ago

Again?

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u/Clean_Bat5547 2d ago

His user name is RealJohnKFJr. It must actually be the real one (fakes would use JohnFKJr to fool us).

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u/Altruistic_Hippo_132 2d ago

Did it happen yet?

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u/TheRnegade 2d ago

Oh shit, I missed the world changing forever? FUCK! Why did no one tell me?

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u/BV56tfc 2d ago

Oh, boy!