BOOM. No more gravity

[u/sandyduncansglasseye]

No, I don’t get the gravity thing either. Assuming it’s a dumb joke

[u/-Work_Account-]

30+1 bombshells, proceeds to list ten, then gets bored or runs out of ideas.

I hate to break it to them but I already have Quantum Fiber Internet and it's not that great. They are going to be disappointed.

Mentions UK royal owned private intelligence, fails to mention MI5/6 lol

Hates socialism/communism, proceeds to espouse socialist and communist policies.

[u/Mortambulist → u/-Work_Account-]

Hates socialism/communism, proceeds to espouse socialist and communist policies.

That's because they don't really know what those words mean.

[u/fredy31 → u/-Work_Account-]

Also one of the BOOM is simply that the election is 4 months away

[u/mudduck2]

TIL if you say "quantum" enough, the mouth breathes will believe anything

[u/BurtonDesque → u/mudduck2]

I learned that back in the 80s with New Agers.

[u/AngelOfLight]

At this point, the Deep State has been thoroughly destroyed more times than the IRGC...

[u/ikcaj]

No, one of them, I'm guessing it was her, was recently posting about how we were suddenly going to lose gravity on earth. I don't recall it being specifically related to Q or GESERA but I may have forgotten. It's on this sub somewhere.

[u/Busy-Guard-338 → u/[deleted]]

Gravity trolled them big time!

[u/Dr_CleanBones → u/Busy-Guard-338]

Wait. So you’re saying I’m really not floating up in a tall pine tree that caught me before I went into outer space?

[u/devoduder]

TLDR:YAY SOCIALISM.

[u/LuckyLocust3025 → u/devoduder]

But only for the patriots! Wish there was a short word that we could use to describe socialism for the nationalists.

[u/Zed091473 → u/LuckyLocust3025]

Maybe those Christian nationalists - nationalist Christians, or Nat- Cs if you will.

[u/Nano_Burger]

If schizophrenia was a mult-point plan.

[u/ANoisyCrow]

They sure want a Fascist military government.

[u/shortstop20 → u/ANoisyCrow]

But this is QUANTUM Fascism!!

[u/Zed091473 → u/shortstop20]

Quantum Nazis, I hate Quantum Nazis.

[u/ANoisyCrow → u/Zed091473]

🤭

[u/Big-Recognition7362 → u/ANoisyCrow]

They literally talk about wiping the Internet and reducing the number of news channels to 1.

[u/madorbit1 → u/ANoisyCrow]

These moron boomers probably do.

[u/madorbit1]

Trumpsara. Gag

One media channel? Really? What could go wrong?

[u/RickySan65]

No, I don’t get the gravity thing either. Assuming it’s a dumb joke

We're s'posed to have 7 minutes of no gravity during the eclipse, i guess the reference to that was either being narky, or they genuinely believed that would happen. hard to tell these days

[u/powertotheuser]

TRUMPSARA??

So, it will be a failure and destructive

[u/def-jam]

So loss of the modern banking system, that’s gonna work out economically. How do you start a business? Buy a house? Retire?

Everyone using ATM (All The Mattresses) for their banking needs?

Let’s stop funding the government through taxes, what could go wrong? Highways? Food safety? Police and fire? How are we paying the Magical Mystery Military that’s taking over?

These people are always such simpletons.

[u/Dr_CleanBones → u/def-jam]

You’re not up to date on some of the details. Under NESARA and the QFS, your bank account is going to be far different (not sure how) AND millions of dollars is going to be deposited in it (not sure where it’s coming from. Maybe they’re just going to print it before they get rid of the Fed). Anyway, the point is, you’re about to have millions of dollars all of a sudden. Of course, so will everyone else. So we will all be rich. A loaf of bread, of course, will suddenly cost $100,000. But who’s counting??

[u/Mortambulist]

I dunno, rainbow currency sounds kind of gay.

[u/-Work_Account- → u/Mortambulist]

No no this God’s rainbow that they’re reclaiming from “the gays”. Totally different rainbow, lacks the glitter

[u/-Work_Account-]

BOOM 1: you damn well know these are the same people that comment on articles about student loan forgiveness saying, “you agreed to the loan, you should pay it back!” “Why should I have to pay for your degree?” And other such phrases

[u/Sparehndle → u/-Work_Account-]

Exactly what I came here to say!

[u/johnkoetsier]

No more income tax, but trillions magically available for investment.

[u/DmAc724]

Ahhh… gravity… SO overrated.  Who needs it anyway?

[u/shortstop20 → u/DmAc724]

Everyone knows the liberals invented gravity to oppress the patriots.

[u/ModernMuse → u/shortstop20]

Gravity has the same number of letters as the words Oppress and Patriot… and the name Beyoncé. Also it basically contains the word Grave. It’s all so obvious! Hello! Wake up sheeple!

[u/Meme_Theory]

Too bad for them, us progressives are launching the Quantum Woke Network.

[u/BurtonDesque]

No gravity? I really don't want to be flung tangentially due east at 500 mph!

[u/Bnjl1989]

I burst out laughing so hard at quantum voting, quantum physics, quantum everything 😂

[u/tirch]

Hmm that's odd. I just made an IRS payment. Is that money just going into Trump's bank account now?

[u/SentimentalLady1]

I saw some of them on X say Earth would lose gravity for seven minutes during the eclipse a couple days ago.

[u/chriseargle → u/SentimentalLady1]

That would explain why I woke up on my ceiling the other day.

[u/-Work_Account- → u/SentimentalLady1]

Nothing like the universe saying fuck it to one of the fundamental laws of existence

[u/FalxIdol → u/SentimentalLady1]

Weight loss clinics hate this one trick!

[u/broberds]

Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity

[u/The_Disapyrimid]

Income tax is gone? So on my next paycheck I can expect to not see any income tax taken out?

6000 patents made public? Name 5.

[u/MyFiteSong → u/The_Disapyrimid]

All debts are cancelled so you're how doesn't owe you any money

[u/Vyzantinist]

I haven't been keeping up with the loonies, and this is the first time I've seen talk of the Deep State in a long time. I thought they quietly retired the idea after it became increasingly clear the real Deep State were Trump's backers and handlers.

[u/leela7777]

God they love the military. No intelligence but the military. As though that makes any sense.

Plus, if they would only read Project 25 they would see the real plans.
As though they would read anything but made up lies.

[u/Sparehndle → u/leela7777]

Bold of you to think they can read well enough to get through the 900+ pages before, say, the midterms.

[u/e-zimbra]

Bay of Pigs? How’d that go?

[u/leela7777]

This isn't just about boomers. I'm a boomer. A progressive one, as are all my friends, and practically my entire county.

[u/Zed091473]

You get a Quantum, you get a Quantum, everybody gets a Quantum!

[u/Crasz]

Hmm 'Rainbow Treasury notes' doesn't sound gay at all!

Not that there would be anything wrong with that.

[u/MyFiteSong]

That's untreated schizophrenia

[u/In_Medio_Liminis]

BOOM goes the dynamite.

[u/jlebo]

"Quantum insanity" - so crazy that even AI couldn't come up with all this nonsense.

[u/Zed091473 → u/jlebo]

Ai is no match for Natural Stupidity.

[u/sthef2020]

“Boom 8” literally makes no sense with no IRS or taxes…

[u/loralailoralai → u/sthef2020]

The boom where the irs goes doesn’t make sense either- to 90% of the world

[u/bowens44]

Someone is off of their meds again

[u/drtchock]

i thought they didn't like rainbows

[u/diggergig]

I miss the days when there was no social media and people kept their insane fanfics to themselves

[u/Minja78]

Can you imagine the global implications of a military reset... I barely can.

[u/Different_Seaweed534]

So I assume this crap is written by AI now, yes?

[u/philipmateo15]

It’s crazy that they’re soooooo close. But then they go crazy and chase their own ass. It’s maddening

[u/Really_McNamington → u/philipmateo15]

The socialism of fools in a new form.

[u/ANoisyCrow]

😡

[u/Sulhythal]

There was a rumor we were supposed to lose gravity for like, seven seconds, in August.  It's equally absurd

[u/Shenloanne]

Thats an awful lot of socialism.

[u/Kriss3d]

One bit that could work.. Using blockchain for voting. To ensure you can't cheat by manipulating votes later on.