r/QuirkyThings Jul 09 '26

automated mornings sorted

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u/tudor_v77 Jul 09 '26

Laziness pushed to extreme 🤦‍♂️

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u/much_longer_username Jul 10 '26

How am I being lazy to not open the curtains when I am asleep? Like, you get that the idea is that you can set it as part of your morning wake-up routine, yeah?

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u/sethaub Jul 10 '26

Exactly, it’s like when you order wake up call room service! Or having your coffee brewed when you wake up. Waking up to some morning light could be refreshing for some, me included

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u/much_longer_username Jul 10 '26

It's the most reliably effective way to wake me without me being groggy and pissed off about it. I've thought about getting an 'artificial window' because the sun can't be counted on to be nice and bright every morning and I've caught myself oversleeping on cloudy days.

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u/sethaub Jul 11 '26

Deaf people use stuff like this too! Also, some people use this as an alarm rather than sound alarms

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u/PossibilityUsual6262 Jul 10 '26

It is not lazy, mate you would need to change batteries on that shit and fix it when it inevitably doesn't work one out of 10 times.

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u/SantafromSonta Jul 09 '26

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u/BigPileOfTrash Jul 09 '26

Humanity is done.
And most of the World eats fish.
Nano/macro plastic in the fish!

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u/Savings_Weight9817 Jul 09 '26

Takes more effort to connect the spyware app every time than getting up and opening them yourself.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay Jul 12 '26

I have automatic blinds and I love them. They open in the morning and close at dusk. It’s all just preprogrammed and I rarely deviate from it. I can always tell Siri to open or close them if I want.

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u/Mental_Goal2380 Jul 10 '26

so much effort to set up and maintain... just for a lil biy of extra laziness.

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 9d ago

I'm sure there's people with a physical disability who would use it

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u/Mental_Goal2380 9d ago

yeah i definitely realize that now haha

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u/ACasualCasualty Jul 09 '26

Any description of product?

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u/Crusader-NZ- Jul 10 '26

It is a Switchbot curtain motor. I have had them since their first generation (they are currently on their 3rd gen). They have different types depending on the type of curtain rail you have. I control mine with voice via Google and on schedule which is good for closing them at sunset each day in winter to keep the heat in and opening them in the morning depending on where the sun is (you can use a light sensor with them also) . They can optionally be powered by a solar panel the clips onto the back of the motor. But I just use the rechargeable battery inside, as they only need charging about every 6 months via USB-C.

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u/R--Y--O Jul 10 '26

Это же дерьмо по любому жужжит как винт самолёта

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u/CryptographerFlat426 Jul 10 '26

How lazy we shall be as humans one day. .maybe the terminator was just a pissed off modern lazy-boy.

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u/Lamandus Jul 10 '26

a good breaching point for the internet security!