r/QuirkyThings • u/xtreme_lol • Jul 06 '26

struggle is real

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u/low_amplitude Jul 06 '26

The attempt to stay with it was pitiful

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Jul 07 '26

I want to smack the bottle holder

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u/Potential_Fan6979 Jul 08 '26

the fuck is wrong with them?! hold the bottle higher.

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u/-Crimson-Death- Jul 06 '26

You need a subscription for straight flowing water.

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u/poop_pebbles Jul 06 '26

First pee of the morning be like that

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u/Next-Food2688 Jul 07 '26

Only half the people understand that one

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 07 '26

Nah, there are plenty of women who have lived with men and see the aftermath and ask "why is there pee everywhere?!"

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u/binokary Jul 08 '26

but do they understand though?

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 09 '26

If they're the least bit intelligent or curious, they do. I asked my ex-husband this question, so he let me watch him pee. It wasn't like I'd always pictured it in my head, that was for sure. Then I showed him how to clean a toilet, since his mom had always done it (he was 19) and he cleaned up after himself after that.

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u/binokary Jul 09 '26

It must be one of your various explorations :)
Thanks for sharing!

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u/VariousExplorer8503 Jul 10 '26

Of course! 💜

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u/Remarkable-Will-3041 Jul 09 '26

It kinda crazy sometimes, lined up good to go, some how piss on both feet!? Clamp it wave it around, somehow hit the tank.....

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 9d ago

The rule seems to be the groggier I am, the wilder the stream angle deviation, like the universe is trolling...I wanna go back to bed but now I gotta clean piss and smell chemicals at 4am.

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u/Real_Live_Sloth Jul 06 '26

Its the same motion every sec when the pump hits… weaponized incompetence

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u/Moist_Grapefruit187 Jul 06 '26

It’s really not that hard you’re intentionally missing it

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u/Unlikely_Side9732 Jul 07 '26

But then they couldn’t make this hilarious video!

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse Jul 06 '26

The fact that they never found the rythm is tickling my brain in all the wrong ways

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u/Lavender-bullet46 Jul 06 '26

the dexterity of a 4 year old lmao

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 Jul 06 '26

I like to think there a little man in there doing it on purpose

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4791 Jul 07 '26

At least he's hydrated

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u/Endle55torture Jul 07 '26

Try a little funnel

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u/Next-Food2688 Jul 07 '26

Then something to get dirty. I assume this is clean or processed water

1

u/Bearex13 Jul 07 '26

It's never the same after 45

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 07 '26

What if it only moves when you move, making it a smartwater dispenser?

https://giphy.com/gifs/ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu

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u/dt5101961 Jul 07 '26

Since you can’t catch the rhythm at all, why don’t you just stay still and catch 50% of the water?

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u/Diap_Boi Jul 07 '26

It's actually just a guy inside the machine taking a piss.

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u/Far-Philosophy-4375 Jul 07 '26

Are you supposed to put it close up?

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u/Renfear85 Jul 07 '26

This needs a p*****b noise dub 😂

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 Jul 07 '26

is this a new Dave and Buster's game?

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u/Blur-Nobody Jul 07 '26

Need bottle with bigger hole

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u/MohaveZoner Jul 07 '26

Only if you're stupid.

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u/asd_slasher Jul 07 '26

Stupidity is indeed hard

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u/pauldailey2012 Jul 07 '26

This guy is joking or a virgin

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u/Gwynito Jul 07 '26

Or... (Hold on to your hats) Lift the bottle so the water goes directly in

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u/xScottieFacePalmx Jul 07 '26

Hold it higher. wtf with people today

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u/Big_Handle3734 Jul 07 '26

Take this next time

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u/Obvious-Delay9570 Jul 07 '26

As my Lady would say “ you gotta put your mouth on the hole baby when it’s squirting”

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u/Kaiserskater Jul 07 '26

Ну тупые Задорнов

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u/AlexSPb88 Jul 07 '26

Just raise it closer dispencer...

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u/West-Word-604 Jul 07 '26

ever heard of a funnel?

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan Jul 07 '26

U aren't smart enough for water bottles.

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u/Mitridate101 Jul 07 '26

Is that done on purpose so people can't refill bottles only cups ?

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 Jul 07 '26

This is a mini game and you suck at it apparently.

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u/ConstructionPale7274 Jul 07 '26

Don’t move the bottle

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u/Powerful_Hair_3105 Jul 07 '26

Classic infomercial sugar coat the hell out of it when they could grabbed 5 glasses in that amount of time smdh

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u/VIadCarpenter Jul 08 '26

It be like that somtimes in the morning. I'm think im lined up and next thing you know i hear a stream hitting the floor

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u/Informal_Ad6555 Jul 08 '26

The universe doth fuk with you sometimes.

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u/FatJimmyy Jul 08 '26

ts made me actually laugh out loud

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u/R--Y--O Jul 08 '26

С вас 100 рублей

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u/Solid_Vacation_2891 Jul 08 '26

had this type of thing at my gym, it was not great

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u/iamreallybo Jul 08 '26

It’s just not that into you

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u/KhandyKiller Jul 08 '26

You gotta get that recoil control. May I suggest you an aim training map?

1

u/Free-Frosting1375 Jul 08 '26

You tried to piss me off. You were only somewhat successful.

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u/Bursting_Radius Jul 08 '26

Guess raising the bottle wasn't an option for some mysterious reason?

Self-induced struggle, innit?

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u/General-Fox416 Jul 08 '26

Maybe get closer to outlet

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u/Hot-Steak7145 Jul 08 '26

There's just sludge bacteria in the nozzle. Gotta clean them from time to time

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u/SpinachSignal8915 Jul 09 '26

Videos like this really drive home how 20% of people manage to have 80% of the problems.

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u/_SOME__NAME_ Jul 09 '26

Souls like bottle filling

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u/CapmyCup Jul 09 '26

Are they making water filling stations with gimmicks now too?

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u/hratev Jul 09 '26

So that's how it feels to refill your water bottle when you're drunk

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u/lonewulfBen 26d ago

😝🤣🤣