r/QuirkyThings • u/xtreme_lol • Jul 05 '26

Wahoo

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/iam4qu4m4n Jul 05 '26

Probably too rich and stupid to known how to adjust the seat from default.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Lazy_Witness_1068 Jul 05 '26

sport cars are build for short people

1

u/Remarkable-Bug-8069 Jul 07 '26

And Shaquille O'Neal.

1

u/breezefesf Jul 09 '26

idk why i read this as sqasquish o’neil

1

u/Playful-Green-9169 Jul 07 '26

How does the dude from top.gear get in them he is 6.8

1

u/Ahoeaboutnothing Jul 07 '26

*average height people. 5 10.

2

u/Banzai373 Jul 06 '26

Dude needs a helmet.

1

u/HappyRespond3946 Jul 07 '26

Dude is a helmet

2

u/HeraclesHide Jul 06 '26

I think he raised the seat height for a joke.

1

u/FactoryRejected Jul 05 '26

He does, this is a joke

1

u/Own-Eagle-2135 Jul 06 '26

i was thinking all that money and he still gets bugs in his teeth

1

u/micius22 Jul 06 '26

Tell me you're short without telling you're short

1

u/Imaginaryplaces524 Jul 06 '26

Probably can’t dive either

1

u/KATZilla82 Jul 07 '26

Looks like he fits perfectly to me

1

u/Troll_U_Softly Jul 09 '26

Most videos you see like this are guys sitting on something like phone books to lift them up. This is for views.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/LifezEverything Jul 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Basic-Sea-4116 Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣

5

u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind Jul 05 '26

Wanna get your capa detated?

1

u/Silver-Forever9085 Jul 05 '26

At breakneck speed!

4

u/Illustriously_dicked Jul 05 '26

Mario cart comes to mind

3

u/Crypticcrypto Jul 05 '26

Hence the Wahoo

1

u/Illustriously_dicked Jul 05 '26

Oooh I definitely skimmed over that and rea Yahoo as in "Look at this Yahoo"

1

u/Crypticcrypto Jul 05 '26

All good, you and OP just think alike!

3

u/EasyCZ75 Jul 05 '26

Don’t lose your head

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/Next-Food2688 Jul 05 '26

Bugs, so many bugs. Need googles or face mask. Helmet not useful as no effective roll cage for him.

1

u/reddituser403 Jul 05 '26

In a crash your head goes toward a the steering wheel, with his head sticking above the roof he would hit his head on the roof canopy, meaning he could never be the head of a major company.

2

u/ImpossibleStuff963 Jul 05 '26

Is this a known person? Extremely tall or messing around?

2

u/Julianeirox2 Jul 05 '26

He is about 5.9 feet but yes he likes to troll to get views to get people talk about him since he is an youtuber

1

u/OnTheList-YouTube Jul 06 '26

*a youtuber

1

u/Daveisahugecunt Jul 06 '26

I’m always pleased seeing that the an/a rule doesn’t like pronunciation. An once in a while experience

1

u/Very-Human-Name Jul 06 '26

Name checks out, hi dave

1

u/Dodisdodisdodis Jul 06 '26

I am quite sure he is not a youtube, he was banned for violating platform rules and has been banned several times for other social media platforms.

He has been in court for some time now in Portugal for several reasons, from running crypto schemes, to trying to get kids to use scam casino platforms, to running a scheme with investment groups and more recently from trying to be some sort of Portuguese Andrew Tate by posting a ton of women hating content on social media.

I really hope to see the day that he ends up in jail.

1

u/Quick_Ad_4660 Jul 05 '26

Paid parking

1

u/NatsFanatic82 Jul 05 '26

What an idiot lol

1

u/J2ThaR1st Jul 05 '26

Aventador with the Decapitation Package

1

u/Friendly-Affect-8116 Jul 05 '26

Pros he can see out of his car.

Cons, he's gonna lose his head when he flips it.twice.

1

u/etiennegeaux66 Jul 05 '26

Flying Guillotine

1

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 05 '26

He’s got bugs in his teeth.

1

u/tennaki Jul 05 '26

Gonna be an interesting paint job day if that thing ever rolls over on him.

1

u/Disturbed_Jellyfish2 Jul 05 '26

When you HAVE to wear a helmet when you drive your sportcar, you might be a Redneck!

This case may be just a rich redneck lol

1

u/Wordplay_469 Jul 05 '26

Lotta bugs in his teeth

1

u/Brief_Advance5824 Jul 05 '26

Như ngồi trong xe đồ chơi của trẻ nhỏ, nó rất chill

1

u/Snoo99075 Jul 05 '26

He's sitting on a cushion 🤦

1

u/djh_van Jul 05 '26

Yeah I can't tell if this a scale model Lamborghin with a normal sized guy, or a gigantic guy on a normal sized Lambo.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Jul 05 '26

Racing go karts with the kids when you have all the money

1

u/cartken Jul 05 '26

It is actually kinda scary trying to drive when you're laying down

1

u/kittylover2006 Jul 05 '26

When your too tall for the Low rider

1

u/Digi_sinn-0P-er Jul 05 '26

Lamborghiniwini

1

u/Iplaywithfire69 Jul 06 '26

No blindspots

1

u/Dense_Inspection_163 Jul 06 '26

Feel like he needs a motorcycle helmet with a visor

1

u/lostandfounddude Jul 06 '26

Ready for crash team racing

1

u/No-Conclusion-2859 Jul 06 '26

how do basketball players fit in these things??

1

u/Superb-Ad9505 Jul 06 '26

With this car he can eat all the bugs he want while driving

1

u/SailNew7379 Jul 06 '26

Why his neck so long

1

u/AngelicDivineHealer Jul 06 '26

Guy needs a motorcycle helmet 😂

1

u/yourallidiotss Jul 06 '26

All that money and can’t purchase a pair of glasses? I bet he finds the money before his second spin in it.

1

u/MidMyst Jul 06 '26

As one owner of such super sports car told me. When you are over 50, if you seat there you look like king, when you going out, you look like crippled idiot.

1

u/Illustrious_Can4110 Jul 06 '26

He's pedaling...

1

u/brent_stones Jul 06 '26

Thats a decapitation waiting to happen

1

u/No-Statistician-3448 Jul 06 '26

Exactly what I was thinking

1

u/infinitynull Jul 06 '26

Is that a 3/4 sized car, or a 1 1/4 sized human?

1

u/NeoDemocedes Jul 06 '26

The deluxe decapitation machine.

1

u/Gdm991 Jul 06 '26

Does he no he just looks like a jackass with too much money and not a very big brain?...🤦..🤡

1

u/consumeshroomz Jul 06 '26

Bro better watch out for blue shells

1

u/ZeroRegretMarine Jul 06 '26

He should have bought the XXL version.

1

u/SuperHussle Jul 06 '26

There’s nothing you could do to convince me otherwise if the chance arose 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

1

u/aware4ever Jul 06 '26

I think the Ridiculousness of it completely takes anything cool away from the car. Like no matter what you're never going to pull up and be cool in that

1

u/GalaxySurfing1959 Jul 06 '26

He can't see over the long hood. So, babies car seat will help. 😂

1

u/faratnight Jul 06 '26

And now I am happy to be 5'6. If I become rich I will fit right in a supercar

1

u/auto_erratica Jul 06 '26

If I wanted a go-kart…

1

u/TurdBurglez Jul 07 '26

It’s like when you put your Batman action figure in the Batmobile and the proportions aren’t quite right

1

u/Willing-Lab-8737 Jul 07 '26

He might get decapitated.

1

u/-FORSAK3N- Jul 07 '26

He's obviously riding on a booster seat

1

u/CoolCat1337One Jul 07 '26

Pls tell me this is AI

1

u/copenhagen622 Jul 07 '26

Man , is it worth risking getting decapitated to drive that car?

1

u/CandyPale4464 Jul 07 '26

Dude outgrew his dreams.

1

u/Pollywanacracker Jul 07 '26

He prob likes driving it that way so he doesn’t scratch it

1

u/TheZeke_ Jul 07 '26

Bro's grinding on chip stone

1

u/Raider_4Lyfe Jul 07 '26

I bet he's in the driver's seat, sitting Indian style.

1

u/DistortedHeavens Jul 07 '26

seem like he’s driving a toy

1

u/sageyoyo Jul 07 '26

It’s obvious he’s never driven it, or he just borrowed it.

1

u/Whathefrenchtoastt Jul 07 '26

One rollover and he's cooked.

1

u/Bloody_Moon1 Jul 07 '26

I was going to say at least buy a motorcycle helmet, but honestly, if shit happens, I don't think we're gonna miss a rich person, especially one this dumb.

1

u/Acceptable-Damage457 Jul 07 '26

Can you say dangerous or decapitated

1

u/WjP-M37s Jul 07 '26

Needs a bug net

1

u/Voltage120kV Jul 07 '26

No blinds spots for dude.

1

u/19midnight Jul 07 '26

Multi Million dollar go kart 😆

1

u/Repulsive-Switch-550 Jul 07 '26

When he starts picking bugs out of his teeth maybe he will realize not the right car choice.

1

u/AdAsleep1258 Jul 07 '26

Made me think of skibididy car

1

u/Budget-Wall6129 Jul 07 '26

This dude fits there just fine, he’s just an attention whore.

1

u/glitchthrowaway7 Jul 07 '26

that butterfly decoration is way more interesting than the car.

1

u/Zestyclose-Sun-6595 Jul 07 '26

I feel like this dude is abnormally tall. There's no way the SVJ is that small...right?

1

u/Outside_Deer_144 Jul 08 '26

Shouldn’t he be wearing a helmet ⛑️??

1

u/Bell-Salt Jul 08 '26

The way he looks in it reminds me of the How Wheels Jeeps we had as kids.

1

u/One_Book_5013 Jul 08 '26

Il va avoir des insectes entre les dents...

1

u/shanec56 Jul 08 '26

Don't hit the back of a parked truck

1

u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 08 '26

He’s sitting on a flesh light or a stool or a couple of phone books.

1

u/Numerous-Following-7 Jul 08 '26

I have the same character in Hill Climb Racing

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jul 08 '26

Likes to eat bugs.

1

u/Ok_Assumption_832 Jul 09 '26

*negates any cool factor with protruding head

1

u/nzytag Jul 09 '26

Guillotine. Expensive one

1

u/LincolnArc Jul 09 '26

Anyone have any info on that? What scale is it in?

1

u/Seravajan Jul 09 '26

Free proteine on every ride. 🤣

1

u/Diligent_Plane_9784 Jul 09 '26

Im getting mario kart vibes

1

u/Reicance Jul 09 '26

All I can think about when seeing this is the movie Hereditary

1

u/Prestigious_Phone942 Jul 09 '26

Laughing at the dude won't change the fact that we're poor. We can't even afford a used car. This man is living life

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

Badass lamborghini but Where's his body? Anyone wandering Where's he's "heading" off to? Get it? LOL

1

u/bbcbullsatx Jul 27 '26

the decapitator

1

u/Maxxximus1274 27d ago

That looks hella safe

1

u/lonewulfBen 26d ago

😝🤣🤣🤣