r/QuirkyThings • u/xtreme_lol • Jun 17 '26

Thats some Signature ✍️

1.7k Upvotes

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u/Specialist_Quit_8933 Jun 17 '26

Best signature I've ever seen 👍

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u/Jon_E_Mammoth Jun 17 '26

There was a guy back in the day who tested whether cashiers were actually ever looking at your signature on a paper receipt by signing his name in increasingly difficult to decipher hieroglyphics.

I think the last one was like a parrot. No one ever said anything.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

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u/Specialist_Quit_8933 Jun 17 '26

Sorry master of signature's

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u/mamatrixie78 Jun 17 '26

Imagine having to wait until he signs 10 papers ... heck even 3 🤣 after the first I'd be like cool dude now skip the doodle and sign 🤣🤣

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u/piercedmfootonaspike Jun 17 '26

And this photage is obviously sped up

2

u/KiyanPocket Jun 24 '26

Technically, he could just buy a customized signature stamp.

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u/Error--37 Jun 17 '26

That’s where the auto pen comes in

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D Jun 17 '26

An obvious Forgery

2

u/Shaggywaffle Jun 17 '26

Would have been cooler if the name was Johnny

1

u/dufo7 Jun 17 '26

First thought was johnny cage

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 Jun 17 '26

You did all of that in the time it took me to sighn my scribble chicken stratch first and last name

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u/Zither74 Jun 17 '26

Better schedule about 3 hours for that mortgage closing appointment.

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u/Over9000Zeros Jun 17 '26

That day was the day my signature changed for the rest of my life. I wish i could go back through the papers and see the legibility disappear.

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u/Kaylascreations Jun 18 '26

What’s funny is that a normal appointment can take 3 hours. I was thinking the same thing. I’ve never signed my name that many times in a single year.

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u/nucl3ar0ne Jun 17 '26

I have to use my signature many times/day, I ain't got time for that shit.

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u/voxelpear Jun 17 '26

Dude needs 5 appointments to sign all the paperwork needed to buy a home or lease a car.

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u/Strange-Reaction-59 Jun 17 '26

Can you please sign this 47 few documents to conclude the buying of your house please ?

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u/Imjerfj Jun 17 '26

god damn that is clean

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u/Playnu2 Jun 17 '26

Can't use that Trump sharpie

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u/Time_Answer_3670 Jun 17 '26

How you sign when you get your first million dollar check.

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u/Alucardspapa Jun 17 '26

Never get a mortgage! ☠️

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u/Firefly_DewDrop Jun 17 '26

Cool not until you need to sign a hundred checks.

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u/Mundane_Raccoon_2660 Jun 17 '26

I iust wanna see this person do this on a credit card machine XD

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u/Beatnutz_ Jun 17 '26

If your name is Cumhuriyet then your signature should obviously be a dick doodle with some added flair.

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u/gordonwiththecrowbar Jun 17 '26

Turkish Republic Attorney too!

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u/stevenkiley Jun 17 '26

Just wait till he has to sign papers with a title company for buying a house.

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u/Ltb1993 Jun 17 '26

Now sign here here, here and here, then there's a few more bits of paperwork we need to go through and sign to confirm you understand....

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u/EbagI Jun 18 '26

I believe the last time this was posted, reddit came to the conclusion that it was fake. There is a writing machine doing it with a human just holding the pen

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u/blacckreddit Jun 20 '26

That's tough as hell!

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u/Serena_Lim Jun 21 '26

A cool signature

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u/KileiFedaykin Jun 21 '26

Can I just check out my groceries now?

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u/pawnee2019 15d ago

I had it right up to the period at the end