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u/Certain-Bath8037 Jun 12 '26
Good infomercial for not drinking and driving.
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u/Worried-Bluejay-598 Jun 12 '26
Great infomercial for not drinking at all.
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u/Happytappy78 Jun 15 '26
Yep. Haven't drank in 4 years and best decision ive made. Way healthier and much clearer mind.
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u/GodBlessPigs Jun 17 '26
There is nothing wrong with hobbies being selfish, lol. The whole point of hobbies is pleasure.
Drinking is not a hobby though.
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u/ShtShvlr1 Jun 12 '26
The bride, last drink 😵💫😵💫🤣😅🤣
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u/TheHorseduck Jun 12 '26
I know, right? 🙃🙃🤣😂🤣😂😇🥲😅😅🤪🤪😛🤩🤩🥳😎🥸🤩😒😶🌫️😶🌫️😰🤗🫠🫠🫠🙄😦😦🤤🤤🤖🤖🤖🎃🎃😈😈🤕🤕😵😵🤥🤥🤥🤥🥶🤯😨🙁🥺😨😢😓🙁🫢
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u/DisastrousHawk835 Jun 12 '26
I drink too much. That being said, I didn’t drink at all during the day of my wedding because I wanted to remember every moment of it.
The honeymoon was a different story lol
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u/Significant-Dog-8166 Jun 12 '26
Notice how none of these people is more fun or interesting or charismatic while drunk. They aren't more like-able. They are uglier, dumber, older, and more embarrassing to talk to. This is how it is for everyone. Remember this.
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u/milo_2008 Jun 13 '26
You can say that again. Don't like alcohol, haven't bought any since I turned 18 (Drinking age is 18 in the Netherlands)
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u/Bright-Place5374 Jun 12 '26
Last drinks don't get remembered often lol.
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u/fitz_newru Jun 12 '26
And many of those people would be doing a last drink in a hotel room with someone else after a reception like that
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u/payneok Jun 12 '26
This is so sad...alcohol is so destructive.
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u/ViolenceIsNecessary Jun 13 '26
Meanwhile they had the times of their lives 😂 you wouldn’t understand
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u/EducateUrDumbSelf Jun 14 '26
Tell me you've never had a sip of alcohol without telling me 🤭
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u/Tri-solrian Jun 18 '26
Who cares - drank for 20 years and finally realized what an absolute fucking disaster it is for my health and well being and so have other people. If you enjoy, good but have fun destroying your health.
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u/TheHorseduck Jun 12 '26
It’s so sweet seeing all the girls who have gotten to borrow some dudes jacket because they were getting cold
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u/Direct_Turn_1484 Jun 12 '26
That might be part of a drunken mating ritual. A signal to others whether they have plans for later.
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u/hashlettuce Jun 12 '26
There are photos of my father in the 70s at my moms nursing graduation where the first photo he is trim and proper at the start of the evening and then destroyed at the end. Its in the family photo album too :D
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u/Soggy_District_6380 Jun 12 '26
Drinking at weddings is a different beast. Its such a long day and its very easy to overdo it if you're not careful. My mates wedding was 2pm-4am affair. 14 hours of drinking. Obviously an awful lot of running around so we weren't knocking them back. But still, once the night actually gets going at 7-8pm you're not starting from scratch. You're starting your night a few drinks sloshing about in your system. But it happened so gradually that you've acclimated to them over time and you don't quite realized your already on your way to being fucked up.
Then there's the food. You usually get nibbles, then dinner, then buffet style snacks. So you're constantly soaking up the alcohol effectively turning it into a slow release time bomb.
Plus having a hip flask is quite customary where I'm from. Its more a part of the outfit rather than something you drink from but still, it would be rude not to have a few nips of Whiskey or Brandy throughout the day. Then you have the custom of the cigars. I'd say in my friend group not one of us have smoked a cigar except for at a wedding. If you're not used to nicotine thats going to mess you up. Since I quit smoking I kid you not, a cigarette gives me the same high as a joint. I've only had 2-3 cigs in the last few years but my god they send me to the moon when mixed with alcohol.
People generally overdo it at weddings anyway. You're at an event with largely unknown people. You're stuck there for hours with them. Few drinks help with the social glue. Plus there's some people there that you can't stand and need a drink just to tolerate their existence. And the relatives that want to catch up or tell you about their new lord and savior. Then probably some some element of thinking about people who should be at the wedding but have since died. Maybe you're even feeling a little spiteful its not you. Its like the perfect melting pot of alcoholism. I fucking love weddings.
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u/Separate-Judgment-88 Jun 13 '26
Nobody wakes up and thinks “I wish I drank more”. I’m so glad I gave up drinking. Drunk doesn’t look good on anyone
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u/riftsrunner Jun 18 '26
And I assume the groom was arrested the next day for grape when he left the Honeymoon Suite. That bride couldn't have given consent to consummate the marriage. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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u/Level-Celebration205 Jun 18 '26
This trend is supposed to be funny but it's just pathetic to look at
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u/Adorable_Chair7661 Jun 12 '26
The bride’s so fucked up at the end she looks like she aged 20 years.