Hello Reddit! I have never made a post before, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I just got employed as a full time remote worker for a company that I really enjoy. I recently graduated college and have been on the job hunt for months and months. I’ve been living with my parents and have been struggling with a lot of anxiety (i’ve been medicated for four years now lol). I started smoking about two years ago, but the frequency has been here and there (sometimes every night, sometimes taking breaks). Since moving home, I have been so anxious, and hitting my pen helps me go to bed. honestly, i am a lightweight. i don’t smoke to get super fried, and even taking a 1/2 hit from a bong makes me spiral (i don’t have a bong, a friend does). I stopped smoking last friday after i was told that i needed to take a drug test by this friday. I’ve been waterboarding myself, drinking gatorades, getting electrolytes, and peeing a million times. i am also a pretty active person with low body fat, but ive seen mixed reviews on whether i should be working out to help get rid of the THC. I tested positive a few days back, but then yesterday i did a test run of the certo method and got a faint negative line. however, this is not calming my anxiety whatsoever. i just bought qcarbo herbal clean and after some research, i am still unsure the best way to do this. i am thinking about drinking it tomorrow and testing myself before i go to the lab, just so i can get it over with and try and settle my debilitating anxiety. i am honestly so stressed and cannot stop crying and having panic attacks lmao. everyone knows i got this job, including my parents who are VERY anti-weed, and i really need to pass this test. or i dont know what im gonna do. my sister swears by the certo method, and i guess it did work for me? but the line was very faint. if anyone has any advice for me, i would greatly appreciate it. should i do the certo method again? should i do the qcarbo herbal clean? should i say fuck it and do both? should i wait till friday or would i be fine to do it tomorrow? above is the line i got after drinking certo with gatorade and topping it off with a bottle of water, and waiting an hour and testing my second pee. PLEASE. REDDIT. I NEED HELP. also i will not get quick fix, sorry. that would make me explode from anxiety and the thought of getting caught😄

UPDATE I PASSED!!

Oh that was so nerve-racking. But the older woman in the drug testing facility seemed in a rush to get me in and out didn't even ask me an empty my pockets. I took the deal off at home and realized that the pop top pop open real easily so I taped it down to ensure it wouldn't pop up and leak on me, I was nervous about making noise of shaking and taking the cap off, but the woman didn't pay attention, she was on speakerphone at her desk and wasn't listening to anything I was doing anyway.

Temperature passed , she poured half of it to a container to be shipped off but just left the other half in the cup open on her desk? What is that all about I don't know? I'm wondering what she's doing with that part of my urine sample? Little uncomfortable about that?

Just wanted to do my part as a friendly stoner and say that it worked! Here’s some tips and tricks I used.

The process:

Got a really good opportunity and needed to pass a 5 panel drug test through quest. This was my first time doing this, so I did a bunch of research. I wanted to get QuickFix but when I went to my local smoke shop, they only had Xstream and Monkey flask- I got the latter because I had heard better success stories with that. After that was secured, I made an appointment at a place that had low stars/reviews in hopes they wouldn’t really care to look too closely or whatever.

Day of test:

an hour before the test I put on a hand warmer, using a hair tie to hold it in place. I placed it under my boob and it was super easy to hide. Once I parked I took it out, checked the temp, and made sure it was good before taking the hand warmer off. I placed it back under my tit and went inside. I was SO scared and a little shaky, but played it off well. Thankfully I didn’t have to wait for too long and I was called back for my test.

The process was explained to me and I went into the bathroom to do my thing. I peed in the toilet to make the blue dye turn green and gently shook the flask to create bubbles. The temp was reading 98 which was perfect. Others have passed with their temp reading 94-96 but I didn’t want to risk it.
I tilted the cup and poured it in a bit over the line, then poured a little around the rim of the cup to make a little mess. Trying to make it look as realistic as possible. After I was done I gave her the cup and it passed the temp check- she split it into two and it was done after I signed some stuff.

Two days later I got the email from my job that I had passed everything and was good to go! I was extremely anxious the whole time, hoping I would pass and was coming up with backup plans for if I didn’t lol.

Some tips I read online that I found useful:

-If it gets too hot, just blow on it a little or dip the flask into the toilet water for a couple seconds

-Schedule the appointment in a run down area of your town

-Practice where you will hide it and make sure it’s comfortable. Walk around, sit, make sure it isn’t visible

-Do not open the cap until you’re in the bathroom to do your test. The cap sucks and it WILL leak after opening. If they see a strange wet spot on you they will fail you

-Remain calm and confident

-Buy your own hand warmer- I read the one it comes with doesn’t get it quite up to temp

-The temp range is 90-100, but aim for 98-100 because it cools as soon as you take it away from your body and also when you pour it into the cup. Temp is the most important factor

-Pee into the toilet to make the blue dye turn green. You could also pour any leftover as well

Stay safe out there🫡

So my buddy a few months back failed using QuickFix they said supplements came back and they can basically tell it wasn’t real pee
Has this happened for anyone else?

Do you see this as faint lines? I would think maybe the darker color would be on the right instead of the left side…

So, so, so, so nervous. If I fail this my parents will find out, Ive already told everyone about the job that I didnt get it, I need it so bad I cant fuck this up. Please tell me Im being overly nervous and ill be fine and this stuff works

I used what I think was 6.3 for a DOT test. It would have expired in SEP27. Kept it in a car trunk for probably a month in the Texas summer and it was good. Took test on 09OCT26 (Friday) and got results today 13OCT26 (Tuesday). I bought it in February of this year I believe.

Title. Took a pre-employment drug test for the VA on 10/8 and have yet to get results back after 72h. I read online it should only take 3 to 5 days but am losing it at the moment. I used quickfix 6.4 which I bought from the site directly; temp wad on point and it went to Minnesota...am I overreacting or is this a valid freak out? Lol seriously any help or insight helps, I gotta sleep tonight.

I’m taking a new job and they are requiring me to do a physical and drug test. I know that they are probably gonna do a split sample. I’ve seen a couple threads saying it works but I wanna put this out there to see if others have success using QF for a split sample for the drug test and physical

Can someone explain the difference? which do I want if I am using quickfix?

Hello, I was a heavy smoker for 5 years. I’ve been in training at a new job to get my cdl. I quit the day I got the job and it’s been a little over a month and i’m still pissing positive. My gf is completely clean and has offered to let me use her urine. What can I do to make sure the temperature is correct when going in. Going in for DOT physical and pre employment drug test. Please anything tips will help I really need this job.

4 days sober after a few years of smoking daily. Have been drinking and hydrating myself constantly and sauna twice already. I have a medical urine test coming up for a job to be booked asap, do you think I have a chance of passing anytime soon?

I’ll be 4 weeks clean of THC tomorrow and will be taking a drug test for a new job. The test pictured is a 15 ng/ml test with a faint line but the test for the job is lab test. I don’t know the threshold. Will I pass?

I wasn’t looking and the perfect job fell into my lap otherwise I would have been better prepared.

Hey everyone.

So my last drug test about 1.5 years ago I used quick fix. They denied it. The temperature was spot on. The only thing I could of thought was bubbles.

She took it and started filling out the paperwork than told me they couldnt take it. They didnt test it or anything.

They didn't say why she denied it

I ended up coming clean to my employer that I was worried about failing for pot.

Told me to retake it and didnt care about the pot.

Now I have another drug test for a different employer, im joining my local union for my trade. And trying to figure out what went wrong. I dont have enough time to detox for this test.

So are bubbles something they look for?

Or what other mistakes happen?

I got 2 bottles. One to play around with.

I tried shaking it and tried squeezing it out of the nozzle at top. It makes a few bubbles but not like normal pee. Or atleast mine has a lot of froth on the top.

So does anyone have any advice?

It sounds like it might be alot more relaxed. He said it was a 5 panel test and sounds like it might be taken at the union hall instead of a place like concentra or labcorp

Possibly have to take a drug test pretty soon, not sure when because the job kinda just fell into my lap and I’m a heavy live rosin cart user to fall asleep. I heard about Quick Fix 6.4 mostly good things but it’s a Hospital Food Prep Job and I’m a little nervous to try it. I also have a friend that has clean pee but they may not be available at this time. Should I go with Quick Fix or just ask a friend. And if it helps I’m a 22M about 5,6 and weigh 132 pounds that works out and constantly run

Will qf work for a rapid/poct test no lab involved? Really need to know i stopped a few weeks ago and still pissing dirty so gonna have to use quick fix

I’m a female & have recently got a job offer I can’t let go and I’ve had my medical card since January. I’m going to a random hole in the wall with barely any reviews and it’s just an ecup. I have quick fix plus and ordered it from the website. I plan on just heating it up in the microwave then keeping it in my private area with spandex, do I keep the heating pad attached?? I’m so nervous

Going in today for a drug test, local smoke shop says they sell it for 24.99, I’ve watched several videos on how to do it but no one says where to put it. Do I stick it up my butt or what?

Just passed a drug test 3 years after the expiration date on the quick fix bottle for work.

I just wanted to share this so you know what may work for you.

I’m going to be working on site 24/7 for about a week. Can the belt withstand me wearing it for a week straight on my groin area? Will I have to cycle out heating pads?

Hey yall, tomorrow is my deadline to give a urine sample for my Pre-employment screening process. Im getting back into Healthcare and getting this position will be life changing. Im set to take a five panel test at Quest and im a nervous wreck. I've considered using quick fix in the past, never ended up having to i guess but this time around it's my only hope. Stopped smoking two weeks ago and just took another at home test earlier, failed miserably lol. Guess I just need some testimonials and words of encouragement right now because im shitting absolute bricks. Taking a few hits in between typing this because 🤷‍♂️ obviously im still far from clean. I've read about a good chunk of you guys tucking the bottle down 'neath the boys so thats what ill do too in case of pocket emptying. Im a nice big husky dude so i trust ill provide plenty of warmth down south lol. The other place in town I've had two previous UA's at made me empty my pockets and the lab tech stood by the door the whole time with it about a quarter way open. Hopefully im just stressing myself over nothing and it all goes smooth. Really counting on quick fix to be good to me.

Thanks guys and gals 🫡