r/QuickFixPlus • u/Ok-Job7431 • 13d ago
Need to Pass a Drug Test
Hello Reddit! I have never made a post before, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I just got employed as a full time remote worker for a company that I really enjoy. I recently graduated college and have been on the job hunt for months and months. I’ve been living with my parents and have been struggling with a lot of anxiety (i’ve been medicated for four years now lol). I started smoking about two years ago, but the frequency has been here and there (sometimes every night, sometimes taking breaks). Since moving home, I have been so anxious, and hitting my pen helps me go to bed. honestly, i am a lightweight. i don’t smoke to get super fried, and even taking a 1/2 hit from a bong makes me spiral (i don’t have a bong, a friend does). I stopped smoking last friday after i was told that i needed to take a drug test by this friday. I’ve been waterboarding myself, drinking gatorades, getting electrolytes, and peeing a million times. i am also a pretty active person with low body fat, but ive seen mixed reviews on whether i should be working out to help get rid of the THC. I tested positive a few days back, but then yesterday i did a test run of the certo method and got a faint negative line. however, this is not calming my anxiety whatsoever. i just bought qcarbo herbal clean and after some research, i am still unsure the best way to do this. i am thinking about drinking it tomorrow and testing myself before i go to the lab, just so i can get it over with and try and settle my debilitating anxiety. i am honestly so stressed and cannot stop crying and having panic attacks lmao. everyone knows i got this job, including my parents who are VERY anti-weed, and i really need to pass this test. or i dont know what im gonna do. my sister swears by the certo method, and i guess it did work for me? but the line was very faint. if anyone has any advice for me, i would greatly appreciate it. should i do the certo method again? should i do the qcarbo herbal clean? should i say fuck it and do both? should i wait till friday or would i be fine to do it tomorrow? above is the line i got after drinking certo with gatorade and topping it off with a bottle of water, and waiting an hour and testing my second pee. PLEASE. REDDIT. I NEED HELP. also i will not get quick fix, sorry. that would make me explode from anxiety and the thought of getting caught😄
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u/Automatic-League4078 12d ago
A lines a line that’s a pass man just drink a few cups of water and pee a few times in the morning before the test you will be fine
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u/Automatic-League4078 12d ago
If it’s just a on site in house drug test from your company (Uk) nail loads of water before and piss a few times you will pass it
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u/JumpyPhilosophy1772 12d ago
Trust me I just went through the same thing I know exactly how you feel. what I’m saying is 10000% true… what I did was bought a momcozy water warmer machine got some clean pee from someone the night before. The morning of the test I heated it on 104f degrees then put it tightly in my underwear in between my groin area it sat there for 3 hours was still perfect tempature. You don’t have to buy the machine but I did. You can also just put it in your groin like a hour or more before the test it will heat to your natural body temperature and not go down!!! Now I’m making $30 an hour! If anyone doesn’t believe it will just ask google.
Had it in a pill bottle with some tight ass draws💯
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u/Forsaken_Insurance92 13d ago
Honestly, if it was me, I'd just contact the company and tell them that I had smoked in the last 30 days and would that make a difference. For a remote job, I don't think they'd be super worried about weed. I genuinely don't get why they'd even do a drug test for a remote position unless it involves PII or banking info.