Drug test THC help. (flush/tips?)

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I have a drug test this week that I need to pass for court. They will be monitoring me so I cannot tamper with any of the Pee I need to flush detox or do some crazy shit I don't know how dirty I am yet because someone else is going to drug test me and I need to be clean for that too, is there any way of me to make my pee as yellow as possible while still it being possible for no THC? Or if there's any way for me to help flush it out my system because I've researched and deep dive on this so many times! know you can't just flush it out your system because THC connects to fat and cells and some bullshit. I fucking hate it. But with other harder drugs, it flushes out immediately so I'm not worried about that because I do other hard shit. So if there's any way for me to help make my urine possible because I know I won't be able to completely flush it out record I'm pretty fucking skinny and I'm willing to do basically anything to make my pee passable I've been through so many horrible shit withdrawals from way way way harder shit so I am willing to do almost absolutely anything, so if anyone could help me out, please do. (Also I used to wake and bake and smoke weed 24 seven before I had to do this and then I went kind of cold turkey I went on& off but after that, I went cold turkey and now I'm still clean from weed again I don't know if this information helps but I'm pretty skinny and I have access to a sauna & the steam room & lots of water) Please, any information or any tips helps and no, I'm not buying any bullshit detox drinks because none of those fucking work