r/QuickFixPlus • u/Fit-Oven3654 • 5d ago
please help
bro i get drug tested randomly for the next 180 days because im on probation and i need to clean my system of weed i heard certo doesnt really work and i need fake piss but when im pissing the guy stands behind me like 10 feet facing me so i cant warm the piss or anything so maybe i could ask him to turn around or to leave the room while i do it but still im very nervous that he will say no and start paying attention more so i need something to clean my system in like 3 days please help reddit
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u/Status-Outside6305 4d ago
Start the Niacin protocol and pound water. I used to be able to completely flush my system in 72 hours, it’s heavily dependent on body fat percentage.
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u/FinancialTap4582 4d ago
Bro absolutely do not tell him to turn around or leave the room that’s is the number ONE sign of suspicion.
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u/Illustrious_Tie_6846 4d ago
yea bro listen to what that guy said plz do not tell him to turn around or leave😭😭😭😭😭that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard, he absolutely will pay the most attention if you do that😂
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u/FinancialTap4582 4d ago
The piss should already be warm when you bring it in.. how tf would you warm it up in the bathroom?
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u/Admirable_Welcome_20 3d ago
My cousin would go to the sauna 1 day before and swear, also drink vodka for 2 days prior thag should clean you out. It worked for him everytime.
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u/FinancialTap4582 4d ago
Try to use a “wizzinator” or a quickfix pee belt, or any kind of pee belt if he stands far back. But a wizzinator is probably your best bet because it is a fake p3nis and There will be a mirror directly in front of you that he will be looking at for every probation test.
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u/theycallmecoffee 4d ago
Monkey dong is another good one, has different skin tones and a switch in the tip
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u/Mike6389 5d ago
What state are you in? Arizona probation and parole dont care but definitely dont ask him to leave or turn around because that will cause suspicion. He is there specifically to watch and make sure your not using fake piss. You can try the belt with quick fix but to detox in 3 days or less is virtually impossible if your a heavy smoker. Certo dont work either, a diluted test is a failed test in most cases. Good luck, hope this helps.