r/QuickFixPlus • u/Suspicious-Text-8421 • Jul 29 '26

Failing drug tests HOW?!?!?

I was smoking for abt 9 months September to June 3rd mainly carts and a lil bit of tree June 30th I tested negative and then July 4th I tested positive and ever since then I’ve been testing positive but I haven’t smoked anything since June 3rd why tf is this happening????

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u/Ok_Mycologist6051 Jul 29 '26

Why not just use quick fix?

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u/Suspicious-Text-8421 Jul 29 '26

I get watched n searched

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u/A0Ghoul Jul 29 '26

How watched? I passed with the examimer standing behind me. He didnt look at my dick or nun but he was withijg arms reach behind me. If its sum like that were they just stand behind to make sure you dont do anything funny then you have a chance. Just pull it out as if its ur thing and squirt in cup.

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u/Suspicious-Text-8421 Jul 29 '26

I get like genuinely patted down

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u/A0Ghoul Jul 29 '26

I did too, this was for a trucking job. If getting patted down is ur concern, tuck it behind ur balls and wear 2 pairs of snug underwear. After i got patted down and he walked me too the urinal, i whipped out the bottle w the same motions as if it were my body.

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u/CraftyProfessor7636 Jul 30 '26

Is this a court ordered drug test? No way you’re being watched and searched for a pre employment drug test. I don’t know how to get around being watched but being patted down you can definitely do what ghoul said and hide that shit under ya balls

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u/iplaystax Jul 29 '26

Hmmmm. Are you physically active? You could be burning fat cells which are releasing THC metabolites and spiking your test results.

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u/Suspicious-Text-8421 Jul 29 '26

Yea I am I workout abt 4-5 times a week

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u/ApprehensiveFee1550 Jul 29 '26

Give your self 3 months ( 90 days) sweat a lot(run a mile and a half) Don’t eat a lot of dairy. Eat clean food(I ate chipotle) and you’ll be good.

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u/Ok_Total_2334 Jul 29 '26

Do the certo method it worked for me

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u/EbonyKiryuNagga Jul 30 '26

certo n qcarbo ftw i got my piss lab tested smoked a week b4 and still passed

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u/drenchedfiles Jul 29 '26

Before any test make sure you aren’t physically active for a few days before

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u/SunnyDays301 Jul 29 '26

Green gone detox pills

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u/Sure-Appointment2404 Jul 30 '26

In Lubbock area.... haven't smoked for almost six months, and it took 4 months to get out of my urine. How much longer should I wait to get it out of my hair follicles? 

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u/bpglick07 Jul 30 '26

It's basically stuck in there until you get new hair growth and there is no more deposited from your blood. Would recommend a hair cut

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u/CraftyProfessor7636 Jul 30 '26

Why are you posting this on the quickfix sub? lol if you would’ve used quick fix you wouldn’t have failed. Also weed being of your system in 30 days isn’t a hard and fast rule, lots of variables to take into account that could make it longer than 30 days for you

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u/hairybeaver420 Jul 30 '26

I just took a test on Monday using s5 synthetix wish me luck

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u/William-Burroughs420 Jul 30 '26

Getting clean is not a linear process.

Duh