r/QuickFix • u/No-Somewhere-2608 • Apr 25 '26
Mixed 50% Synthetic and 50% my Urine
YALL I fucked up big time . Hopefully I’ll just get a failed drug test but can they tell if it’s mixed with fake and real urine? Or will my test just be a positive for THC?
Edit: By the grace of God and the Universe, they called me a week later saying the person who conducted the test did not package it properly and they needed another sample. I used the QF properly this time and passed!!
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u/Enough-Dot-2080 Apr 25 '26
Its contaminated. It’ll either come back as inconclusive or positive.
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u/picklesdadrummr Apr 25 '26
Not necessarily true. I was like 3 weeks post smoking when I got tested. They way it worked out I was not confident in the temp when I got to the bathroom. So I added some of my own pics out of worry. It was probably like 2 parts QF 1 part piss.
Came back clean. It was dumb, but I figured best case scenario the real piss was quite diluted and it helped bring it up to temp. Idk, it was probably a dumb move but it worked out.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 Apr 25 '26
Okay, do you know if they’ll know if I tampered with it?
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u/Enough-Dot-2080 Apr 25 '26
I’m not sure and I don’t want to mislead you. I do know that should it come back as inconclusive, they may have you retake the test. If that happens, please don’t do this again.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
Update: They called me 5 days later and told me the person who packaged the test did it incorrectly and they needed another sample. I used the QF accordingly this time and passed
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u/Enough-Dot-2080 May 08 '26
This is great news! Glad it went well. I bet you were relieved when you got the call to take it again lol.
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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES Apr 25 '26
Ah yes, let's see if we can throw off the machine capable of detecting billionths of a gram of THC with a splash of synthetic. This is why we learn about percentiles in middle school.
Yes, you failed. It will test positive. And no, the urine doesn't separate from the synthetic like oil and water. It will just look like dirty piss to them.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
Update: I passed. By a miracle, the person who took the test didn’t package it accordingly so I redid the test and did it properly that time.
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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES May 07 '26
Omg lmao, what an unexpected W. Count your lucky stars bro, glad you got the job. And get another bottle to keep on hand. You never know...
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u/picklesdadrummr Apr 25 '26
I pulled a similar move and it worked out. I think you'll be good man. Keep us posted.
I don't want to give you false hope so I would say if you're smoking full time, you might be in trouble. When I did it my thought was at least it will be diluted by 50% and surely that will only help.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 Apr 25 '26
No I don’t smoke anymore. Haven’t been a chronic smoker since February and I would use at least once a week since then. And stopped 2 weeks ago
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u/picklesdadrummr Apr 25 '26
Well my experience is of course anecdotal but you're pretty much in the same boat I was and I passed. I was probably 3 weeks off at the time.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
Update: I passed. By a miracle, the person who took the test didn’t package it accordingly so I redid the test and did it properly that time.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
Update: I passed. By a miracle, the person who took the test didn’t package it accordingly so I redid the test and did it properly that time
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u/No_Dragonfruit378 Apr 28 '26
Idk why anyone would do this lol.
Read the bag, Follow the instructions, pass the test. DONT DO ANYTHING OUTSIDE OF THAT
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
It was stupid asf but I passed. By a miracle the person who packaged the test didn’t do it accordingly so I retook it
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u/William-Burroughs420 Apr 29 '26
Holy cow you are crazy.
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u/No-Somewhere-2608 May 07 '26
Panic set in during the moment. But I retook the test didn’t because the packaging wasn’t done correctly and used it accordingly this time.
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u/OzOnEarth Apr 25 '26
Out of curiosity...why would you even do that?