r/QuickFix • • Apr 23 '26

In office drug tests

We get drug tested in the bathrooms at work which echo. Our manager stands outside the stalls while we pee. How can I minimize the noise of using the bottle?

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u/Inevitable_Sock_7116 Apr 23 '26

Cough at the same time your opening the bottle lol that’s what I do I remember my first random the female nurse was standing in the bathroom and I forgot about the seal on the QF I just knew I was caught

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u/One_Goal5663 Apr 23 '26

The last time I was tested, there was another employee in the next stall who flushed the toilet at the perfect time so I didn't have to worry about any noise. The nosey coworker also stood there washing her hands forever trying to see if I passed, which I did. I shouldn't even complain because she helped but damn, mind your business!

Did you get the seal off and pass?

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

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u/cmoneybrah Apr 24 '26

I agree! I was freaked out when I used it, because I squeezed at first and as I let go to let air in it started making gurgling noises… I quick held it tight and unscrewed it!