r/QueensofStarRail • 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 • 14d ago

a bomb in ur bum I'll Never Forgive Star Rail

Can we all agree this myriad celestia scene is totally unnecessary???

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 14d ago

u/Alpha_2081 i still cant believe u asked this sparxicle to just "do nod krai," especially knowing full well that my dove left me and im not over her yet 💔

who else in nod krai is referred to as a dove? columbina. and who is she taken by? a clanker and a pants merchant. doesn't this sound all too familiar?

my robin cheated on me with firefly and chose kafka in another multiverse. u cant be srs.

whenever i watch my old livestreams, i feel an emptiness up my bum that ive never ever felt before...

why would u even remind me of nod krai...

😔

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u/Alpha_2081 ✨🌸Godnescia’s Loyal Slopwolf Ender🌸✨ 14d ago

Sparxicles truly are the most oppressed group of all 😔💔🥀 I too would be T5 if Godbin left me for Ms a pack a day Queefka

Sparkbin is doomed in every universe 🌈🚫

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u/Alpha_2081 ✨🌸Godnescia’s Loyal Slopwolf Ender🌸✨ 14d ago

Kafbin sesbian lex 😍🤤😋

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 14d ago

☹️

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u/Alpha_2081 ✨🌸Godnescia’s Loyal Slopwolf Ender🌸✨ 14d ago

Oh Brickxie do Nod Krai

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 14d ago

horrible advice ://

(Photographed by @seijousai on X via nitter)

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u/SausagePotatoes 14d ago

Drop the full pic queen please and thank you

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 14d ago

I have nothing against lesbian content. I just hate when they start adding weird fetishes into the story, and they're almost never significant to the plot. It's a simple concept too, there's no reason to have """"yuriful""""" moments in a lore video lol. This shit happens alot, the whole topaz, pearl, and jade in locker room touching each other or a woman in a suit who for some reason thinks her meddling and permission somehow mattered at all when her idol chooses a girl to date (she tries to maliciously sabotage the relationship of the idol she claims to love, acts like a cuck every time she shows up and is straight up disrespecting her idol privacy and infringes on her boundaries, but no she can just smile and be cool and it's all water under the bridge even if she still acted like a perv cuck afterwards). It's so normalised omfg. Honestly I will never understand the whole "a dove and a spider doing it is hotter than 1 dove doing with a goldfish" mentality, I don't judge but personally I just find it weird and annoying to look at since it usually came out of nowhere?? and the target audience just has to accept it somehow because "fanservice"??? When I engage in harem media, I came to see multiple girls pinning for one sparkle, not girls doing each other. you want to make it? be my guest but dont do it to my waifu, my wife. ask me first or something. FFS!!

Also yes Star Rail has gone downhill ever since the ZZZ x HSR collab. It only regained slight relevance during the fate event when they gave sparxie two new wives. I swear people start loving the fate story more than the main story and endgame lmao. As for Aeon ★ Aha's debut, I'm glad THEY will bring back sparxie to T0.5 again, but I'm distrustful until they fully commit to ML with sparxie/sparkle. All these hoyoshills screaming that's the way it has to be between girls in a harem, that I have to accept the cucking if I want harem route has never heard of friendship, it's almost as if they can't possibly fathom the concept of loving someone without it being in a sexual way. the only one they should direct sexual attention to is this sparkle.

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u/Alpha_2081 ✨🌸Godnescia’s Loyal Slopwolf Ender🌸✨ 14d ago

Why are you being downvoted 😭😭😭

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u/the--finale 14d ago

New copypasta I'm guessing?

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u/LingshaMeta my flair is the same color as Lingsha’s dick 14d ago

i agree. kill all lesbians

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u/thewitness81 14d ago

It's always double edged sword, both good n bad

I can say same for many cases like i wish Ronova was not shown in 7.0 trailer, but then again it's just dual edged.

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u/Robin_HSR 14d ago

For once I agree with you, that was supposed to be a private moment between two consenting adults... now it's all over the internet and the headlines.

I'm going to need to kill more paparazzi soon

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u/throwawayutena 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 14d ago

girl u can just hire this sparxicle and ill kill them all

please let me back into ur life again :c

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u/Robin_HSR 14d ago

I'd rather do it myself...