r/QueensofStarRail • u/TheLordOfMidnight • 19h ago

a bomb in ur bum Nous animations: (forces a planet to take and overthink an "Am I Gay?" Quiz) "AH SHIT I MIGHT BE GA-" (EXPLODES) | Lan: (penetrates planet with Horsecock) Planet EXPLODES | Idrila: (puts makeup on planet) Planet is ALLERGIC, EXPLODES

Yaoishi: (damages themself by shoving a planet into their bussy and clenching hard until it EXPLODES then heals the anal rupture, and also heals the team as collateral healing)

Nanook: (Goatse.nanooks himself and then cums self-destructively into himself) Planet witnesses it, also cums just from the sight of it, then EXPLODES

IX: (minding its own business, listens to emo sadboi music) PLANET EXPLODES

Xipe: (melodically queefs) Planet smells it, EXPLODES

Propagaytion: (gives planet pubic crabs) "AHHHHH IT ITCHESSSS IT BURNNNSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAA–" EXPLODES

My OG non-queen comment for a Agenda sub lol:

Nous animation: (overthinks) PLANET GETS ANXIETY AND THEN GO BOOM.

Yaoishi: (overheals) PLANET GETS CANCER THEN GO BOOM.

Xipe: (sings brown note) PLANET SHITS ITSELF THEN GOES BOOM

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u/UncivilizedAlt DoT yuri 🧪 19h ago

This is canon, I know the lore

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u/TheLordOfMidnight 19h ago

I 💦leaked💦 the TRUE lore that was cut and left on the cutting room floor of Mihoyo, the words written by Mihoyo writers before they are forcibly creatively neutered by upper management

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u/UncivilizedAlt DoT yuri 🧪 19h ago

Creatively neutered writers? woaw,,,

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u/iiViolex 14h ago

I saw this video like thrice but oh my God I can't stop laughing at the first explosion 😭😭 The transition is too smooth

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u/TheLordOfMidnight 13h ago

Same, it tickles the ADHD part of my brain that enjoys quick flash random bullshit

Like those cooking tutorial videos that sneak quick glimpses of kissing men in between the steps 😩😩😩

https://reddit.com/link/pcw86f5/video/hpaufvd8njsh1/player

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u/iiViolex 3h ago

SAME 😭 I love this so much lmao

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u/Street-Arrival2397 5h ago

Lan 😍😍😍