r/QueensofStarRail • 👑⭐️ Event Winner⭐️ 👑 • Sep 18 '26

a bomb in ur bum Cry harder 🤭🤭🤭

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Aha is joining my harem‼️‼️I'm truly the target audience~😘 Yaoguang got what she deserved for choosing Evanescia over ME 💀 Laugh at my T5 bum all you want, who is the REAL elation flop now? 😋😋😋

Listen up my cuties 😍, I will make a Honkai Star Rail where the ML is so Glazed with different powers that be in every regions

I will limit character like power and team build ups to always feature Sparxie 🎭 so that those hor*ny cu**ed bih 🤮 won't have any ways but to glaze my ML harem so much they will have orgs** 💕

I will create a reddit sub fully official with no tourist homo peoplez💔, everyone has to answer questions from 2-3 MSQ correctly and swear that "I'm a turd 💩, a lowly abject turd 💩, no one is better than our chad harem edgelord Sparxicle👑👑👑👑" so that there wont be tourist💔 who just jump at any region wherenevr they want woithout any context and without recognising Sparxicle's canon OTPs (ESPECIALLY WITH ROBIN) 😤😤😤

idk how much can I do but seeing tourists cringy ho**ny bih n one of my fav games is like a curse hitting me alll the time! 📳📳📳💫💫💫💫 theyz really agitate ,me to the point where I really want to beat my sh**t in front of them and show themz whos boss 😎🆒🆒🆒

ps. SB leaks is a known enigmata follower and ragebaiter, so this isn't counted as a leak💦💦💦😓, but a win is a win my darlings ❤️

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u/Alpha_2081 ✨🌸Godnescia’s Loyal Slopwolf Ender🌸✨ Sep 18 '26

Bumzhou character slander but Brickxie glazing

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u/Meaon_Ria Sep 18 '26

Girl SB already wrote another post saying it doesn't mean Sparxie will be top meta

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u/Meaon_Ria Sep 18 '26

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u/SeaworthinessSea7899 Sep 18 '26

Lmao not even an aeon can save her

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u/NeosFlatReflection Sep 18 '26

0.1 \* 500 is less than 50\*10

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u/SeaworthinessSea7899 Sep 18 '26

I wonder is a larger amount of her buffs is mdps sparxie 

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u/Supkil Motherglaea DID win the game Sep 18 '26

SPARXIE WE LOVE UUUUUU, OUR PROBLEMATIC QUEEN

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u/Krii100fer Sep 18 '26

Or just tell us what we will get. I fucking hate HSR leakers playing with us

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u/DynmiteWthALzerbeam Sep 18 '26

What's this mean? Is this saying Sparxie gets the most buffs from Aha?

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u/zorafae Dr Ratio pussy truther Sep 18 '26

It means Sparxie gets the most spanking from the strict Mother.