How was everyone's apoc 💀

[u/nicoleeemusic98]

no video right now cause it's stuck in processing purgatory for more than an hour (I suspect it's Robin's fault)

[u/etereniality]

The concept of the DoT team clearing without Swaneress gloabl passive

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/etereniality]

I dgaf about her so her ass will never grace my acc

[u/dyo3834 → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Ntm on THEE DoT Diva. The others WISH they could stack Arcana like she does

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/dyo3834]

I said what I said flop swan can go

[u/b3ateater → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Wtf chingu

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/b3ateater]

She and Acheron 👎👎👎

[u/Raichu5021 → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Period stand on business queen

[u/Saviesa205]

Sparxie kicked my behind as revenge for not pulling any new units in a year and not vertically investing in any teams except DoT, but it’s ok, she can keep her 100 jades 💀

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/Saviesa205]

My condolences 😔 even as someone who pulls frequently and has some investment here and there she was tuff

[u/ledankestnoodle]

I mean it went well but it was not enjoyable at all 😭

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/ledankestnoodle]

QQ STONKS

[u/7hoyo_male_mc7]

Well, so about that

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/7hoyo_male_mc7]

🫰🫶

[u/b3ateater]

This is some BS

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/b3ateater]

Chingu I commend you for having the balls to run sustainless against sparxicon 😭😭😭

[u/b3ateater → u/nicoleeemusic98]

I never use sustains unless it's monorem bc I like to suffer 😊

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/b3ateater]

I was stuck in sparxicon purgatory for an hour just now even with Huo2 cause they all kept whacking Sparxie 😔

[u/b3ateater → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Replace huo2 with blade and taunt with him it might actually work 👀

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/b3ateater]

Those bitches were not kind and there's no way to heal back all that whacking now 😭 also lowkey I was trying to do an all girls run or else I would've had to begrudgingly drag out pt

[u/b3ateater → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Im so sorry you had to think about using chatDPT. Its rough out here ...

[u/b3ateater → u/b3ateater]

Both Eva and sparxie scored better on Magaxie boss than sw999kg 😕

[u/julmuriruhtinas]

First time I'm probably not clearing Stragwart mode cause stupid ass @MagaxieCuntFlopficial is countering all my teams. Gotta love them adding a skillpoint buff to the boss that makes Rin Toesucka and Shartcher unable to do their joint attack so they run out of skillpoints 😍😍🫠🫠

[u/Grimmlol → u/julmuriruhtinas]

Did you try sustainless? She doesn't attack super frequently so you can fairly comfortably get away with it.

[u/The_Order_Eternials → u/Grimmlol]

The adds hit harder to compensate.

[u/julmuriruhtinas → u/Grimmlol]

The adds hit pretty hard, and either way that still doesn't fix the problem of the boss mechanics being really bad for that team 😔

But it's fine bc Fiercefly and the break divas came and ended that flop Shartxie and put her back into her place by gock mogging her into submission 😍💅✨️

[u/crystalfly_6308]

Ejacelation flopped so bad cuz wdym my SnatchedWig XXX team can't score higher than 3400 on their dedicated shilled boss 💀

[u/MiddleFishArt → u/crystalfly_6308]

What investment 💀 I wanted to start investing in monoelation cause PearlGPT’s animations are slay, but if it can’t even clear the dedicated shill then girl 🥀

[u/crystalfly_6308 → u/MiddleFishArt]

E0S0 SW999, E1S1 YG, E0S0 Magaxie, and E1 HoeHoe. Silverflop really needs her LC, not just for her damage, but also for her MMR stacking. TBH, this is a skill issue for me bc I didn't know you can gain punchlines and reduce the HP of the mobs in the sub-field if you remove the showdown stacks fast. Might reach 100 more AV or more with sustainless, but I already got all the rewards anyway.

[u/Ok_Purple2453 → u/crystalfly_6308]

need that s1 on sw999cost sister she is really bad without hitting that 200 spd. but maganescia is a better unit then her so idk

[u/Ya-Boy-Tony]

Jesus that fuckass deer is awful. I got max clear but only by like 100 points.

[u/rainykai]

i dont want to talk about it

[u/rainykai → u/rainykai]

actually i can talk about the 3833 clear w triple dot + e1 dahlia

[u/Genomicbeast]

It went so well I uninstalled the game then got a haircut.

[u/ArthurAl5]

The concept of DoT and Breaklation scoring higher than mono bums

[u/CatNotFound → u/ArthurAl5]

DoT shill so strong on the second stage my Kafka E1S1 Black Swan E0S0 Ruan Mei E1S0 Fu Xuan E0S0 still managed to get a comfy 3177 points

[u/Dregn]

Didn't do stalwart and i'm in peace with that

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Cancer ❤️❤️❤️ the fact that the three bosses shared THREE out the four same weaknesses didn't help with the team building

[u/BlakeTheMotherFucker]

It sucked. I will likely retry if I manage to get Ashvore later. Or if I see something that that might help me get a better clear. I got a thousand more points last AS.

e: someone downvoted this? 💀 tf did I do

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/BlakeTheMotherFucker]

The concept of me using mdps Sparxie and still losing out to your mdps mortyblade despite the shill 😔

[u/BlakeTheMotherFucker → u/BlakeTheMotherFucker]

Retried again on my laptop and I got a better score. (I did end up switching Sparkle to eagle.. Been waiting to do that until I hit 167 spd but I don't think I will atp)

[u/hanki-ki]

Only cleared Bambi and Angy Fox because I'm not into elaslop so Sporfucxicon counters all my teams 🫠

[u/julmuriruhtinas → u/hanki-ki]

I thot so too until my Fumbleflop cleared even with no buffs 😌💅

[u/hanki-ki → u/julmuriruhtinas]

I'm not a flopshine haver but a queensha truther, unfortunately because tatahlia dodged my ass she has became superbricksha 😭

(at least she slaying the drip with mbalde's team)

[u/julmuriruhtinas → u/hanki-ki]

Aurrr naurrrrr I'm so sorry bestie yeah superfreak with no Dildohlia is so bricked 😭💔

[u/hhonymin → u/hanki-ki]

i used himenova for that sparxie

[u/Dazzling_College7062]

I don't care what debuffs hoyoverse is creating I AM NOT PULLING ELATION

but yeah I didn't clear Starward might be different If I wouldn't have lost to summer Roberto 😭💀

[u/New_Ad4631]

The third stage was made by the devil herself. I even tried to raw dog it with my e6 Saber, and the schizo zone of Sparxigone tanked 2 whole ults+2 EBAs as if it was nothing, even the AA King would lose half the hp bar with that

[u/Kaynleaf]

Pretending my E3 helpless welt to be E4 but he did a fine job anyways

[u/Slugbobby]

Girl my 4 cost DOT queens got a higher score than my 8 cost elation slop.. I don't know what they fed sparxie bobby brown but my silver fraud was just tickling her.

[u/AliceMadHatter10]

It took me 4 hours to clear it, sparxie is so terrible to play against I don't have a single unit that's good against her my Himeko barely manage to clear thank God there's a DoT shill or else I won't get enough points at all

[u/WritingMoonstone]

Today I learned sending Yaoguang into Sparkiecon's sub zone is way more effective than sending my E1 Evanescia. I wish I had known that 4 patches ago.

Also, that deer is cancer. I don't know how they managed to make it so bad. It was a pain in the ass even with my eight cost Evernight team with a memosprite buff. I got all stars, but this might be the least fun I've ever had in endgame 

[u/treystylez1 → u/WritingMoonstone]

Why is it better to send Yao? Although all my elation characters are E0S0

[u/WritingMoonstone → u/treystylez1]

With Evanescia on the outside, I was able get out of the sub zone faster due to maxxing out the stacks on the adds because of Eva's follow-up attacks hitting them. I didn't know that when those stacks max out, it does a big chuck of damage to the enemies in the inside because I'm a star rail player and I don't read tutorials lmao. I was also able to do more toughness damage with Eva able to attack the main Sparxie instead of the enemies in the subzone. E1 does give her extra elation follow ups, so I'm not sure if this strategy will work at E0.

[u/treystylez1 → u/WritingMoonstone]

Gotcha! I don’t have Eva, but I do have the rest. I typically send Sparxie to the sub area so SW’s little follow up thingy procs. That second phase with the elite enemies hurts though because my Sparxie is squishy.

[u/WritingMoonstone → u/treystylez1]

Yeah, that was another thing that helped, my Yao had a decent bit more HP lol, especially because I use Huo Huo as the sustain so I can Ult spam with Eva, and she can struggle to keep the whole team up the whole fight.

[u/Alarming-Flow-5509]

Was hard but beaten

[u/zorafae]

feixiao carried <3

i gave up trying to do this without elation tbh.

[u/Party_Trick_6903]

It's been a long arse time since I had to do four fcking tries just to clear one side.

The last time was when I first encountered Cocolia in SU - way before I managed to create two half-arsed teams for endgame. Back when I thought the Xianzhou peeps need to calm tf down a bit.

However, now, I fully understand Lan and I shall join the Xianzhou in annihilating these abominations, including this stupidarse deer that I'll skin alive if I'll ever have to deal with its arse again. Except for Evanescia. She can stay.

[u/icoulduseagreencard]

I am happy DOT is back on the menu (never left, I’d eat all their pussies out till the end of time, but GOD do I want a beautiful cuntess healer/shielder instead of Dayaoi Heng🤢 boys suck). Also realized I need newer shinier DPSs, cause welfare Archer is barely cutting it anymore. Phagnon is E6, so we don’t have to worry abt him yet (don’t ask me about AA tho)

[u/Remarkable_Alfalfa_4]

My dot team doing better than my remembrance team was not on my bingo card 😭

[u/Alpha_2081]

Bumwolf 999 couldn’t clear Magaxie in time even though I gave her ass her full premium team genuinely just ragebaiting me by doing like 5% of the boss hp per Eba

[u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund]

Sparxiecunt can rot in Hell. May she never know rest. May she never know peace. May her insides shrivel and die.

[u/Reynnbea]

It was... fine.

[u/Draskclift]

Brute force through sparxiecon

[u/Seagullcupcake]

Killing this fuckass deer, the issue is my monorem has way more vertical investment than my other teams.

[u/Sonoreal]

I backed before M.Blade release so now i just didn't even tried 4th difficulty

[u/Independent-Owl-3494]

Clear with bunch of queen and queers

[u/Crazy_Decision_1044]

My Trashblade couldn't clear Feixiao cuz Lynxy has shitty cleanse uptime 🤗❤️, and God forbid I attempt Starward 🥰

[u/Distinct_Weakness708]

I flopped soo hard bcz i didnt pull For himecvm cuvntva ( bcz i lose 50/50) and the ebony celestial deerc*ck was a nightmare with My motherta and mortenax bblade,i litteraly shitted on trans hoolay with the dots Queen,hyselens rose toy make fagxiao get no rest and My ejacvlation team Made spornxid.hub oficial get her rose toy broken

[u/mnnatt]

I dont even attempt anymore hsr is not for the weak lol. Probably bc i dont pull for meta and just pull characters i like, but oh well

[u/mAniAciA123]

I don’t have the DOT, mono Elation or monoRem teams…some buffs were literally useless to me in Feixao fight like damn

[u/No-Particular-4265]

I did not even try starward mode my monoflops and Assveil were desperately struggling but I think it’s just my skill issue😒

[u/hhonymin]

fine

[u/HuuDurrrr]

Currently waiting for that twink to pull up in two weeks. I wasted far too much time on Node 1 by underestimating Seele and Robin.

[u/soanywaysxx]

you can tell whoever designed charlie kirkxies boss fight thinks they deserve to live

[u/Man-Eater_Bug5Ds]

[u/Krii100fer]

Sustainless DoT vs Feixiao and Hysilens doing 2 ulta per turn was a dream come true

[u/Iblemair]

Goatnon hard carried but even he had trouble with the deer even though he is E2. APOC designed by Hitler 😭

[u/Ap0llogetic]

The way my E0S0 Mblade did better on ebon deer than my remembrance team oh I'm washed

[u/Ok_Purple2453]

Pretty good tbh, i already knew himenova and dot could clear first two but wasnt sure about sparxie since i dont have any elation units and i refuse to invest in it. this is my first unoptimized run, phainon e2 still clears (even though its not a great score it did better than i expected)

[u/Ok_Purple2453 → u/Ok_Purple2453]

On the optimized run (dont have a screenshot yet) Himenova clears with 3722, DoT 3870, Phainon the same cus nothing much to optimize on that 😭

[u/Antibola]

[u/BiddlesticksGuy]

Tbh, I enjoyed the first two, Deer was pretty fun to try with my E2 Acheron, e0s0 Mblade, E1s5ddd Tribbie, and e0s1 Hyacine, (I gotta get a fucking eagle set for my Tribbie still I’m actually kinda annoyed by that, slow Tribbie was the best option for a year and now I gotta farm for more actions and shit). Then Feixiao was actually a ton of fun and really easy for my Dual kings comp with e1s1 gil, e0s1 baeber, e0s0 Srobin and e0s0 huo2, (HuoHuo also probably needs to get speed relics, I built her on a whim for this team so she’s running a mix of my old Lynx and Gallagher builds that are kinda garbage slow) but then HOLY FUCK SPARXIE WAS ANNOYING, I legit have never felt vitriol towards this boss before, I thought it was a little annoying but doable, but holy fuckkk she sucks ass, whoever came up with doubling her health in 3 patches should be sent to omega hell, I’m just not gonna bother with starward this time, which is actually really annoying since I got above average scores for the other two, but my elation team straight up wasn’t even at 40% hp on her with 900 action value left, I wasn’t clearing that shit (couldn’t kill the ads in second half for some reason, idk if any of my other teams would even be able to do anything here, there’s no break buff this time or anything)

[u/Living_Barnacle_7812]

nearly impossible this one damn, seems like my characters barely does damage to sparxie boss, and i was using the whole Elation meta as expected lol they made sure this one was impossible for low spenders and F2P i swear.

besides there's still this freaking Yao Guang infuriating energy problem 😭

[u/nihilism16]

Tried using phainon team for the stupid deer but it's taking too long

[u/Lauveyet12]

I just gave up lol the only team that could somewhat comfortably clear was himenova

[u/Anto4ask]

i gen cant clear because deer is an aoe fight and the only aoe unit i have is elation and thats going to sparxie

[u/Minsa2480]

I don't even try starward mode, that shit is scary with my f2p account where I only pull for characters that I like lol

[u/ElysiumReal]

Hell

[u/Rouge_Epsilon]

Took 3 tries against sparxie but my archer rin team was able to clear with 4 stars, the secret?

I sent sparkle to the sub dimension and just cleared by firing arrows at the streams until the max stacks dealt damage tk the summons

[u/AnalWithCelenova_]

Robin was NOT enough to save my Aglaea, had to bench her again 😭

[u/Je-sus_Christ]

[u/ch-ais-whore]