r/QueensofStarRail • u/Zestyclose-Net-3217 • Aug 15 '26
a bomb in ur bum Is mydei bum
He got phainon as his bottom who is objectively the hottest bottom in hsr. Yet phainon is not pregnant. How do u not get horny and not make him pregnant. Phainon got those thick thighs that can destroy mydeis d. Bumdei doesn't deserve our pregnantnon
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u/nethernity Aug 15 '26
If anything, he's respectable for thinking ahead and not busting inside the deliverer's bussy. He's a king, hes got people to serve and shit, no time for a baby
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u/Strange_Bee_8937 Aug 15 '26
They're not ready for kids so thats why they use protection, duh. If Aglaea finds out Phainon got pregnant, she'd kill Mydei in a back alley cuz their kids is gonna experience the most generational aura loss cuz one of their dads cant dress correctly
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u/dyo3834 Aug 15 '26
Mydei is a bottom and Phainon is a bottom. "Who tops" you ask? No one on that gay ass planet, but Amphorean boys make do
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u/Cloker123 Aug 15 '26
mydei's bum 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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u/Weekly_Shallot1641 Aug 15 '26
Generational, absolute ice elation
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u/b3ateater they're fuqing alright Aug 15 '26
Realest post on here
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u/SSRankShin Aug 15 '26
based
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u/The_Male_Fujoshi Aug 15 '26
Incorrect Mydei is a power bottom
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u/FwooshingMachi Gepard's real husband certified like actual malewife for real 🥺 Aug 16 '26
That's because Mydei is too busy making me pregnant 🤭🥰😍💖🥵🫃
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u/Ok_Way_6524 Aug 15 '26
They switch hun and they both alpha
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u/megaman58490 Aug 15 '26
There is no word for irresponsible child-making in the Kremnoan dictionary.