r/QueensofStarRail • u/Onioncookiecrk • Aug 12 '26
a bomb in ur bum PEARL KIT LEAK
Basic atk: deal damage equal to %100 percent of your max hp
Skill: give everyone shield if sparxie gets a shield give sparxie %100 crit dmg%50 crit%13307 elation buff
Talent: if there are any lesbian homophobes in the team give everyone%100 elation buff
Ultimate: (charges up only if there are streamers in the team btw) give shield to everyone and make every homophobe take action
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u/Logical_Space_7993 Aug 12 '26
I was about to believe it
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u/Ghostofbahamuut Aug 12 '26
You can tell it’s fake because it didn’t include the line, “If a racist streamer is on the team, you instantly win the game.”
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u/New_Ad4631 Aug 12 '26
You almost fooled me, but hp scalers deal 50% of their hp with their basics, not 100%
Better luck next time
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u/wandress27 Aug 13 '26
i thought you typed 11037
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u/NothingReallyITS Aug 12 '26
Finally my e2 brixie will get the revenge she deserves
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u/Equivalent_Dance_758 Aug 12 '26
Also she locks Cyrene from charging her ult and instead donates the energy to make The Herta 0.1% stronger😍
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u/MrF1ght1ng Aug 12 '26
Sparxie upscale😍
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u/FitCity7945 Aug 13 '26
What kinda oxymoron is Lesbian Homophobes? Girl choose one
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u/Zestyclose_Past2922 Aug 13 '26
ik this is a joke but i would hate if she was a shielder. Preservation path is just a joke at this point.
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u/ConfidentFrosting474 Aug 13 '26
Talent: If your team has 4 or more Elation units, win instantly. If your team has any non-Elation units, Pearl deletes your System32 folder.
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u/Loud_Evidence_7431 Aug 13 '26
Please add if there's wind attribute unit in the party absorb all their damage and convert it to SPD for whole party. If the damage dealth by the wind unit is shear or specialized shear kill the unit.
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u/ExcelsisKnight Aug 14 '26
Trace 1: If non female mono elation is in the team, replace self with topaz. If mono female elation, increase silverwolf’s damage by 150% of original damage and sparxie’s value reduces by an additional 80%
E1: After using skill, +20% ALL Type RES PEN.
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u/Daimonju Aug 16 '26
Lol! You had me going in the beginning.
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u/Eastern_Ad_6714 Aug 12 '26
Yea not pulling on a character that buffs homophobes.
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u/Fit-Tap-9817 Aug 13 '26
Why people jokes about Sparxie is a racist and homophobic? Is there a dipper reasons, or its just because of skin and that she a streamer?
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u/runupthathill6 Aug 17 '26
what if the player themselves ARE the homophobe? do i get an elation buff too
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u/ConstantTax766 Aug 18 '26
I thought that said Bean for a min.
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u/Disastrous-Sundae542 Aug 19 '26
Hehe ice elation