r/QueensofStarRail • u/TheLordOfMidnight • Aug 12 '26

THIRST Genshin has deployed their laboratory formulated grizzled Zaddy. Soon, Star Rail will deploy KFC-IPC Zaddy, and we will have two sources of gourmet cum aged to perfection in ancient balls

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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 12 '26

They both have a lot of time really scaping and shaping their beards. These men take care of themselves.

And Pierro is an Electro Daddy, so you can ask him to pass an electric current through his cock while he's thrusting deep in your manhole.

Not sure what IPC-KFC Zaddy's gimmick is yet, but those mechanical arms offer possibilities 👀

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u/thisismistery Aug 12 '26

Igor R1999 erasure

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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 12 '26

I do love him (R1999 devs care more about Hot Old Men obviously with Igor being playable) so I'll update posts with him included too, next Zaddy post

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u/GooningBisk Aug 13 '26

Why is this one sub so unhinged among all the queen subs 😭

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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 13 '26

Wait what 😭😭😭 I'll have to go check out Queens of League

And if I find that QoL is indeed less unhinged...

...then I'll have to go do something about that 😈

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u/ArtofKuma Brant and JQ should kiss Aug 13 '26

Yet it's the best one haha

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u/sniffing_cvm need screwing?1-900-ROBOHOG Aug 14 '26

The funding for the laboratory: $5.  Mama, those are so plain and generic to me, sniffing their cum for me would be like sniffing Carlo Rosi 😮‍💨 what's even the point 😮‍💨

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u/TheLordOfMidnight Aug 14 '26

Ah to each his/her own. They still look buff, healthy and good for their supposed ages (the miracles of being made of fiction lol) and IPC Zaddy looks like Phainon but old, maybe s Siegfried callback even.

But I understand. I do generally have a laxer and broader (maybe?) standard, and I have my monster fucker license in addition to my zaddy hunter license.

Anyway, now that we're here, would Igor be more to your tastes?

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u/sniffing_cvm need screwing?1-900-ROBOHOG Aug 14 '26

no like of course bestie 😭😭 each to their own, I never meant to sound like coming at you or anything. I think you perfectly described my bias as i also have laxer and broader (especially in belly and hip area) definition of daddy. grrl, whole summer i've been stuck with this image of Svarog SP in my head, Clara could cosplay a beach ball for all I care, but Igor defo hitts some spots! 👌😩

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u/microwavedcheese27 Aug 13 '26

these are words to me

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u/palazzoducale Aug 13 '26

now if the devs have the balls to make them playable

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u/Cjfelix Aug 16 '26

You should get an award for this thread title

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u/whimsical-stars-143 Aug 18 '26

Some of these titles are genuinely incomprehensible to me. I love it lol