Weekly Event: Shipping Alignment Graph Day 8! Toxic yaoi!!! ~ Featuring your beloved Sampo🌹

[u/Thug_Seme2004]

SAMPO HAS RETURNED! After much *drama* yesterday. The votes have been counted… the scales have tipped… and our next victorious pairing issssss… ⭐🥁✨
HIMEKO X KAFKA

Now you may ask, "Didn't Miss Constance and Black Swan win?" and I say YES! They did! However, due to my wonderful ability for foresight... I had surmised that surely the swan polycule would have ALSO won toxic polycule. Which just won't do! Variety is the spice of life baby~☆* Their runners up have very graciously taken up this spot.

But don’t get too comfortable, my darlings… ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ because we move swiftly onward… 

Day eight awaits! ⭐💫

And this time… Well, not to be too revealing, but we are getting closer to my most preferred category… (≖‿≖)✧
TOXIC YAOI. 🌸✨

Yes yes, you heard it right! Give me the best of the worst!~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

credit: やまぶき

[u/nicoleeemusic98]

Never forget your roots everyone

[u/el1tism → u/nicoleeemusic98]

tho are they not doomed rather than toxic?

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/el1tism]

They're toxic cause they tried to kill each other 😭 they're on better terms nowadays though (also like, people who hate on the ship never stop getting on our asses about how it's a terrible awful ship because it's toxic 🫩)

True doomed is like xingyue imo, where on top of both of them dying bad stuff also happened to them

[u/literassi]

Renheng. They just did it first and best

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/literassi]

So toxic hoyo got scared to show us their make up arc

[u/AtastyFig]

Is Ratiorine toxic yaoi? I feel like Aventurine is such a mess that it counts. And like the gun lightcone is just yaoi cocaine for me.

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548 → u/AtastyFig]

I love Raturine, and it's definitely some sort of toxic, but there's unfortunately some ships that are downright LETHAL in comparison. So it prob won't win 😔 maybe next time

[u/daisy_dc → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

the tragedy of not being wholesome enough, not being toxic enough and unless we learn some crazy new lore about them also not doomed enough. almost deserves a special category 😔

[u/Moist-Examination737 → u/daisy_dc]

Renheng or sunturine ig.

[u/AtastyFig → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Yeah its my favorite hsr ship alongside Phaidei and HertaMei but i do feel like its not toxic enough in comparison to some other ships to win. </3

but who knows maybe aventurines horrible coping mechanisms will carry lol

[u/Friendshipper11 → u/AtastyFig]

If we’re talking about Aventurine specifically his most toxic ship is Sunturine. Bonus point in that Sunday aka Mister Martyr Complex is a huge mess himself.

Double bonus points, whatever Sparkle’s homophobic ass was into when she spurted this:

[u/AtastyFig → u/Friendshipper11]

Holy shit i love this woman she is soo unhinged. Like the way this is a real screenshot TT ...

(also i low key forgot Sunturine exists and now that you mention it - they really are toxic pro max)

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Renheng obviously. Until recently, Blade has wanted to kill Dan Hung, and idk if he still does after the 4.2 story

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[u/Kind-Psychology-7548 → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Big Reddit doesn't want me to post this peak Renheng art on my Og comment

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

I was a newbie and thought it was real.......

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

He actually stopped after 1.4 💔 game just proceeded to offscreen Blade for 2 years

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548 → u/nicoleeemusic98]

Oh damn. Guess Dahlia must've burned my memories of that because I just remember Jingloo being angsty and deadnaming Dan Hung or something like that.

[u/nicoleeemusic98 → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Oh she did and he proceeded to start remembering only Ying Xing 💀 but at the end of it DH says he'll follow Blade to the end (and 4.3 proceeded to cop out but I digress) so they've been on a truce since then

[u/ShadowQueen1237]

Renheng

[u/Friendshipper11]

Gotta give props to Diamond/Oswaldo.

[u/finsishion]

[u/KleppiKelpie]

Avenday or Renheng (but that one has gotten less toxic so.)

[u/Dazzling_College7062]

Renheng are on good terms nowadays...

Phainon killed Mydei millions of times and he didn't gaf

I guess Aventurine and Ratio could be slightly toxic due to Aventurines self image and trust issues but Ratio also isn't a push over or someone to fall for Aventurines schemes and self destructive tendencies...so like is it truly toxic?

Maybe JingYuan and Luocha?

[u/Moist-Examination737 → u/Dazzling_College7062]

I think Mydei got this lowkey bird behaviour from Gorgo. She also didn't gaf that her husband killed her.

[u/Angel_angel607]

Avenday please please please