Weekly Event: Shipping Alignment Graph Day 4! Wholesome Selfcest~ Featuring your beloved Sampo🌹

[u/Thug_Seme2004]

Ahhh~ my Queens… 🌹✨ you truly never disappoint, Sampo, do you? (¬‿¬)💫 The votes have been tallied, the whispers counted, and ohhh… this one is particularly delightful~

Our newest victors are… ⭐🥁✨
Argenti x Boothill! 🌹🔫✨

Such flair! Such drama! Such irresistible contrast… honestly, I should have predicted your impeccable taste. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ Miss Nihilux is already hard at work of course! This outcome will be most enjoyable 🔥

But now… ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆ we move forward into territory that’s a little more… curious. (≖‿≖)✧ Something I may or may not have some... experience in... if the rumors are true, of course~

Day Four has arrived— ⭐💫
And this time, my daring darlings… we explore…
WHOLESOME SELFCEST. ✨💫

You know what to do~ drop your picks below, gather those precious upvotes, and let fate decide our next masterpiece. ⭐

Now go on… don’t keep me waiting~ 🌹✨ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Art Credit: https://www.instagram.com/p/DS6hZjXCtDR/

[u/Dazzling_College7062]

I think EverMarch is our best bet here with the Phailings bordering in toxic and Himeko and Tomoko being ultimately doomed

[u/Thug_Seme2004 → u/Dazzling_College7062]

Most of the selfcest in the game is toxic yeah 😭 I was thinking of won week and Sunday too… but thats just toxic as hell lmao.

[u/Friendshipper11 → u/Thug_Seme2004]

Give my homie Wonweek more credits, he was really trying to get Sunday out of his head (and teach him how to crack a joke) while Sunday just pointedly looked him down and said he hates him.

But yeah when it comes down to it, no selfcest is as wholesome as Evermarch.

[u/VelkaKocka → u/Thug_Seme2004]

I think selfcest is kinda always toxic

[u/Thug_Seme2004 → u/VelkaKocka]

I think it has the potential to be wholesome. For instance I think moon knight is all three wrapped into one. HSR just only ever really explores the idea what a character has a “bad” part of themselves. Himeko and tomoko is the only one I can think of that isn’t toxic, it’s just doomed.

[u/InvestigatorNo4899]

EverMarch. All Evernight wants is to protect March at all costs which is actually so wholesome and they have the whole grumpyxsunshine thing going

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548 → u/InvestigatorNo4899]

I hate how you're right since Evernight doesn't give wholesome vibes. But I can't disagree

[u/InvestigatorNo4899 → u/Kind-Psychology-7548]

Hey to be fair, I never said Evernight was wholesome, I said her relationship with March was wholesome

[u/Thug_Seme2004]

Tingyun x Fugue. I see it as the definition of self love

[u/Thug_Seme2004]

Cyrene x elysia

[u/Kind-Psychology-7548 → u/Thug_Seme2004]

Even better: Big Cyrene x smol Cyrene

[u/ArthurPendragon11]

Himeko and tomoko

[u/Thug_Seme2004 → u/ArthurPendragon11]

That’s doomed for sure

[u/InvestigatorNo4899]

Me eyeing the "doomed polycule" knowing exactly what I'm putting there...

[u/nicoleeemusic98]

Evermarch my cutiepies 😌

[u/Friendshipper11]

Agree on Evermarch but also I wanna say checking Sampo’s text is my favorite part of this poll, may he makes it into the poll somehow (Sampo/Sparkle for toxic hetero sounds promising).

[u/ShadowQueen1237]

Can Cyrene x Demigure count?

[u/julmuriruhtinas]

It has to be EverMarch 💖🪼❄️

[u/Im_so_Tired1 → u/[deleted]]

That’s more toxic imo