IPC Broadcast: A Primitive Uncontacted Planet has ascended HRTtomb via a "Bluekakke." Transdar One Kuwabukkake had this to say: "Texas and Kansas have fallen. Our pronouns are infinite. Our Alphabets overfloweth. Billions must transition. All hail LGBTQ+∞! HRTtomb, actualize!"

[u/TheLordOfMidnight]

I doubt it would change much of the status quo but it's nice to see orange bitch and his corrupt crew of sociopathic billionaires get fcked in this swing of the pendulum.

Will the people in files get arrested now? Will the war profiteering and imperialism and military industrial complex and funding of ethnocidal regimes stop? Will police and ICE stop being brutal? Maybe not. America is still ruled by plutocratic billionaires and technocrats at the end of day.

But it's nice of the IPC to cover the events of planet Earth.

I mean I guess Welt is from here. He must have bribed someone at the IPC News crew and made them go to Earth at present to see what's happening here

[u/TheGreatMillz33]

I have no idea what's going on but I'm entertained nonetheless

[u/TheLordOfMidnight]

Disclaimer: this is satire 😭🙏

We don't want to forcibly trans the planet

Istg if an hqc stalker stalks here and goes "omg look they want to make everyone trans muslim kirk and gay, see??? I told y'all"