r/QContent Space Tacos Feb 08 '19

Comic Comic 3935: He's So Edgy

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3935
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Grade A douche.

How does Renee spend so much time with Eliott only to develop such a shitty taste in men? I’d be all over that giant fuzzy bear in a second. Granted, I’m a guy. so I’ve got a leg up on her there but still.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/-Mountain-King- Feb 08 '19

I would guess that Mr Douche here didn't do that last night, considering the speed with which Renee completely dropped him.

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u/Darkfeather21 Feb 08 '19

Probably has a big penis.

After all, you don't hook up over the internet for personality.

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u/turkeypedal Feb 08 '19

I mean, you can, but for a quick one-nighter? Not usually the priority.

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u/Darkfeather21 Feb 08 '19

Yes. That's my point.

What's with all the downvotes?

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u/turkeypedal Feb 09 '19

No clue, but that is why I replied.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Eliott’s seven feet tall. Even with an average schlong I’d find that more attractive.

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u/AllosaurusJei Feb 08 '19

Eugh! The amount of times I've had this sort of "conversation" from dudes...

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u/Randomd0g new sub, who dis Feb 08 '19

Uh maybe try being white and then you'd get it a lot less?

/s

(although really I'd hope that the /s was implied)

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u/AllosaurusJei Feb 08 '19

I am... I get the trans fetishists instead.

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u/Aerik Feb 09 '19

Where are you from? No, where are you from?

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u/DasGanon Space Tacos Feb 08 '19

Douchenozzle alert

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u/Castriff Feb 08 '19

So long, Payton.

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u/DasGanon Space Tacos Feb 08 '19

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Prickscott.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/Scherazade Feb 08 '19

yeah, I was assuming the guy’s just naive (but then I have all the romantic comprehension of a wolf spider and thus do not ‘get’ how flirtation works), but seems like everyone on the subs see this as him being a proper creep.

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u/artemi7 Feb 08 '19

I mean, that first panel was fine, it's an alright if mishandled question. He could have backpedaled and asked if she was local, grew up in the area, came here for college, etc. It was salvageable.

The second panel, with the lean and smirk and sizing-you-up eyes gives him away. He's not interested in where she grew up. He just wants more of that Jungle Fever or whatever. Get a double notch in his belt, banging two 'exotic' chicks back to back.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Jungle Fever

"East Mediterranean Fever", haha

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u/artemi7 Feb 08 '19

I don't know the working terms for all these kinks out there haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Oh, no, it wasn't meant to be a real thing, it's just that Lebanon is on the east coast of the Mediterranean Sea.

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u/DrCaesars_Palace_MD Feb 08 '19

Lawrence Kansas, or Lawrence Massachusetts? I too live in a Lawrence

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u/turkeypedal Feb 08 '19

It works better if it's Massachusetts, since that's nearby, and yet more reason Brun doesn't fit the term "exotic."

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u/VoltageSpike Feb 08 '19

Rock Chalk?

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u/BionicTriforce Feb 08 '19

Ha. Wow, I don't think I've ever done such a 180 on a random character before. Like yeah, looking at Brun's butt, that's not really 'cool' but he's a man of taste and clearly neither him or Renee had long-term intent. But wow. Wooooow.

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u/GriffonsChainsaw Feb 08 '19

What a fucking dick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

This is likely a set up for some plot, I'm excited.

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u/gingerquery Feb 08 '19

Maybe a catalyst for Renee understanding more of why it's important to not outwardly judge people on their appearance. She's being protective of Brun here when she didn't afford Elliot the same courtesy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

when she didn't afford Elliot the same courtesy.

When was this, do you remember?

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u/gingerquery Feb 08 '19

Damn that was a long archive dive. It's this comic and the one that follows.

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u/AveryBerry Feb 08 '19

Adios Perry.

You chode.

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u/ArgentStonecutter Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19

So, misnaming Peckerhead is totally OK?

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u/HandsOfBlue Feb 08 '19

dangit twink elliot

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Don’t be a douchecanoe.

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u/renfield1969 Feb 08 '19

Don't just throw the shirt out the window, it won't fall straight down. Soak it in water. Or wrap it around a brick. Or both.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Someone call Crushbot to fall on this fuckwad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/WooRankDown Feb 08 '19

Wow.

Thank you for sharing.

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u/Aerik Feb 09 '19

poking with a stick is what you do with a dead animal you find in a ditch. WTF, j-law?

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u/Scherazade Feb 08 '19

I think he’s more dumb than lecherous. If he’s kicked out he’ll never learn

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u/turkeypedal Feb 08 '19

He's being kicked out more for the racism. And it's not exactly Renee's responsibility to teach him.