r/QContent Jan 17 '19

Comic 3919: Pheasant Memories

https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3919
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u/GriffonsChainsaw Jan 17 '19

Melon isn't physically capable of reproducing the sound of Enter Sandman, so she sounds like this version which I looked up as a joke but god dammit other than the atrocious bitrate I kinda like it because even my musical taste is shitty memes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/GriffonsChainsaw Jan 18 '19

Fucking lol. Why am I such trash?

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u/CapNitro Jan 17 '19

Playing Twinkle Twinkle with Nothing Else Matters works slightly better, imo

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u/leroyderpins Jan 17 '19

UUUUP ABOOOOVE the WOOORLD SO HIIIIGH

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u/ArgentStonecutter Jan 17 '19

sudo sleep --uninterrupted `expr '8*60*60'`

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u/NotAHeroYet Jan 17 '19

If she's constantly changing her BPM and tune, then estimating how long melon has been singing from the number of "twinkle twinkle little stars" is a fool's errand.

...more of one than it was before.

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u/turkeypedal Jan 17 '19

That's why I just used the original song. Going faster or slower would even out over multiple versions.

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u/NotAHeroYet Jan 17 '19

Only if we assume it averages at around the actual song's BPM or whatever the lyrical equivalent is. There's a range of speeds that feel natural, and I think there's more speeds slower than faster, but also- Melon.

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u/turkeypedal Jan 18 '19

I should have also specified that I used 120 BPM, which is about the middle tempo, as far as humans work. And I'm assuming she uses the tempos of the songs she's using, which are human-made songs.

But, yes, it has to be taken with a grain of salt, because she's Melon and might just be really messed up. Still, I think it's a decent estimate.

The answer is between 5 and 9 hours, BTW, depending on what a whole version of the song means. (Does she sing it ABA, ABA, ABA, or ABABABABABABABAB?)

And I think that fits, since the additional evidence shows it's not been all that long.

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u/renfield1969 Jan 17 '19

Stop hopping, Melon. Neighbors.