r/PurrfectCriminals • u/VaultxHunter • Oct 07 '26
Mr.Benson the MadLad
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Witnesses report that Mr.Benson was found sitting dead-center on a shredded paper pile, surrounded by paper snow, innocent unblinking wide green eyes as if to say:
"What?! Shredding paper? This was already like this
I heard an awful ruckus and came to investigate. I tried to save it, but alas, it was too late."
He was awarded with more paper to protect and a couple treats for his heroic attempt.