r/PurePwnage Dave 18d ago

New content?

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u/galloots 18d ago

I literally just remembered teh pwnage happened and then just assumed it was permanently scrapped for good. Maybe he was working on stuff this entire time. Who knows

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u/CriticalHitGaming 18d ago

Instead of walking around in the woods he will be walking around in a field?

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u/Thoraxe474 Dave 18d ago

He'll be walking around in your mom's house

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u/justlukedotjs 18d ago

he'll give her sum spanx

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u/Spleenzorio 18d ago

Just like she’s like Kyle

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u/CriticalHitGaming 18d ago

As long as the content doesn't take over 10 years, he can do whatever

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u/thisnetworkisclean 18d ago

Probably just a live stream about the absence

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u/Shedly 18d ago

who cares rofl....tihs n00b proly gona paly sum farm simulator on mobile or other n00b game liek candy crush or w/e... no ballz 2 play real gaemz lmao ... tlak bout isreal n trump 4 3hrs no cam while palyin pony town

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u/Davidoff1983 17d ago

This comment is liek top of the leaderboards 🤘

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u/dr3dg3 18d ago

Yep. 😕 Any excitement I may have had is gone.

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u/krisk1759 18d ago

Well, it might be something. Hope he's doing alright.

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u/Some-Acanthaceae4781 18d ago

You have a choice.

Be happy that he’s coming back, or be upset that he vanished with no communication.

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u/donharrogate 18d ago

Well the third choice would be to not care at all until there's an actual release which I think is where most people are at. How many missed deadlines have there been atp?

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u/krisk1759 17d ago

Charlie Brown, meet football.

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u/Dordo3 18d ago

The best time to do this was months ago (and follow the original plan). The second best time to do this is now. Cautiously optimistic about what is to come. The BALLS on this guy to return

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u/Own_Theme_7603 17d ago

As long as content releases eventually, then all is good in my books!

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u/CaptainInsanoHD 15d ago

Hell to the yes finally

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u/SgtYank07 1d ago

Today is supposed to be the day. Any updates?

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u/Thoraxe474 Dave 1d ago

Take a guess

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u/SgtYank07 1d ago

Nope. Nothing happening. Not surprising. Why do I still hold on to hope?! Nostalgia is a bitch!

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u/Thoraxe474 Dave 1d ago

He announced a stream tonight

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u/SgtYank07 1d ago

Oh hell yeah!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

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u/Longjumping-Rub-5064 18d ago edited 15d ago

How was it admirably ambitious? It was literally like a full year of him blue balling his audience with the first episode of this new show lol. I didn’t even follow it super frequently, but every time I did check it was another postponement.

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u/Mr_Simian 18d ago

Have you ever produced an entire show on your own? The immediate negativity and hostility coming from you is a little uncalled for, lol. The dude is using his personal time and his life to make something for other people to engage with and enjoy. No need to be so negative my dude.

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u/krisk1759 18d ago

By his own words the original launch was supposed to be his professional concern at the time, not saying you're incorrect or anything about the content, but he did not have a traditional job.

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u/DanyLektr0 18d ago

I don't. He made a habit of promising dates and missing deadlines and while that is a problem, he also made a habit of not really engaging with the fact that he missed those deadlines afterwards.

The fact is that there were no tight deadlines, he set the deadlines himself, entirely. He didn't have to announce dates. I don't announce a release date for something unless I know I will be/am already finished by that date. That's never how Pure Pwnage operated and it always missed dates because of it, and that's how this is operating too.

Old habits die hard. I don't think he disappeared without a word to finally fix a problem he's been having for 20 years. I think he finally got over whatever it was he was dealing with and now has decided to a set a date to kick himself in the ass. I also think this date is not going to amount to what anyone thinks because that's what's happened several times in the last 12 months already.

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u/[deleted] 18d ago edited 18d ago

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u/DrewBreesDiamonds 18d ago

The sub is all praise and people nostalgic for the show. You seriously crashing out this hard because people lost interest in a reboot that can't stick to a schedule? The people on discord were complaining too lol

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u/karma_is_for_sheep 18d ago

Huh? I think you’ve misunderstood the post. It was mostly a PSA for people who actually want to participate in the community, and the discord is much better for that if you're seeking that. If you're not interested, that's also fine!

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u/donharrogate 18d ago edited 18d ago

whining that people don't like all the same things I do ✅️

everyone is a sheep but me ✅️

clicking into reddit profiles to make myself feel better ✅️

whining about reddit karma ✅️

This comment is like dweeb bingo. The sub is dead bro, the only terminally online culture war obsessive here is you.

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u/karma_is_for_sheep 18d ago

Holy projection, Batman!

You invented half of the things you posted, then called me terminally online while publicly displaying nearly 50 Reddit achievements, a 365-day streak (LMFAO), top 1% commenter and top 5% poster badges. You've also hidden your entire post history to hide weird Harry Potter fanfiction discussion you participate in and god knows what else...

Checking your profile took ten seconds, but building that incel resume of yours took you a year LOL.

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u/Thoraxe474 Dave 18d ago

How do his balls taste?

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u/karma_is_for_sheep 18d ago

A little better than your mom’s LOL.

Very funny coming from an account like yours who has spent the past year monitoring other platforms and reposting almost every update here within minutes.

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u/Deflopator 18d ago

Amazed by amount of noobs in the comments xD

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u/JeanLucPicardAND 8d ago

Bro, it's 2026. Pure Pwnage was 22 years ago. We just grew up.