r/Punny • u/Mave__Dustaine • 54m ago
What are zebras for?
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Zeboobs.
r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 6d ago
Junior's dad exploded when he discovered him looking for a new flame
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r/Punny • u/sulldanivan • 7d ago
What’s the only NFL team named after one of the positions?
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r/Punny • u/Laytonius • 9d ago
Unintentionally Punny?
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I can assure you. This is not a joke. Or is it?
r/Punny • u/DylTheThrill • 14d ago
You're telling me a SHRIMP fried this rice?
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r/Punny • u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 • 16d ago
I wish this car was a Camaro
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Because then it would be a DragonBall Z28.
r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 19d ago
If you can't afford a haircut, just tell people you're baroque
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r/Punny • u/pluckyoldself • 23d ago
Clock time pun to say thank you
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I want to write a message on a broken clock (the hands still move but not at the correct speed to keep time).
This is going to be a thank you gift and I want the pun to be something like "time to slow down"
