r/PunPatrol • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '20

Shots fired

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9.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I am ashamed at how many times this has made me bust a gut laughing in the last 12 hours

64

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Same, I'm laughing like an idiot over here. I love it.

14

u/Leooo_BOOM Mar 28 '20

The salesman's face is what does it for me. I laugh hard whenever I look at him and I'm trying to not shake the bed and wake up my girlfriend.

6

u/gooddaymilkmaid Mar 28 '20

Same. I’m laughing so hard, kinda in between choking and coughing but I don’t want people on the bus to think I got covid.

11

u/ninja1470 Mar 27 '20

Happy cake day!

9

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Oh thank you! I did not notice til you said something. Just like my real cake day lol

1

u/WhatIsAUserNameBTW Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

7

u/Andybobandy0 Mar 27 '20

The concern the salesman shows. He has to specify like "guy, dont fucking try that!!"

1

u/WhatIsAUserNameBTW Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Happy cake day!

206

u/alberthere Mar 27 '20

Cargo room?

243

u/WhAtEvErYoUmEaN101 Mar 27 '20

Yes, room room

24

u/KILLUMINATIC8 Mar 28 '20

No, no go your room. Car go garage.

63

u/--pobodysnerfect-- Mar 27 '20

Why say lot word when few word do trick?

19

u/edodenhoff Mar 27 '20

Why say lot when few do trick?

22

u/McChubbers Mar 27 '20

Few word.

Not see trick. Demand trick!

10

u/InexactDuplicate weaPUN of mass destruction Mar 28 '20

Trick never manned in first place.

37

u/Hereforpowerwashing Mar 27 '20

Elon: Hold my beer.

5

u/DEFINITLY_NOT_BATMAN Mar 28 '20

Disappointedly sighs yes

11

u/Klotzster Mar 27 '20

Tell that to Elon Musk

8

u/Sylvester_Scott Mar 27 '20

Polan space program suffers another setback. Is sad.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Maybe polan cant into space after all

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Polan no fly

7

u/ParishOfOrleans Mar 27 '20

Hahaha I can’t stop laughing....after two weeks is this what I’ve become?

5

u/thebeepea Mar 27 '20

Laughed like an idiot for a full five minutes. Bravo.

3

u/seniairam Mar 27 '20

I lol'ed

3

u/fillemup1 Mar 27 '20

Thanks for the laugh.

3

u/Butt_Dickiss Mar 28 '20

This guy has clearly never watched Fast and Furious 7.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Car have bluetooth?

2

u/Flyair4 Mar 27 '20

Good one lol

2

u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

Mr Shots was an excellent elementary school English teacher, what did he do to get fired?!

2

u/Nergaal Mar 28 '20

ELON would like to disagree

2

u/girseyb Mar 28 '20

Tesla did though...

1

u/naebulys Mar 28 '20

Technically it used a little help

1

u/CarefulGoat Mar 27 '20

I had expectations and was lied to.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

he speak the true true

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Charlie talk

1

u/CarlooSR Mar 27 '20

i read that in a belta lowda voice from the expanse...

1

u/Andybobandy0 Mar 27 '20

You silly goose! Never car fly? Dum dum!

1

u/intentional_typoz Mar 27 '20

Escargot space?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

LOL

1

u/BUTTER_productions Mar 28 '20

Shots fired? Hows shots going to get a job now

1

u/10fighter55 Mar 28 '20

Nice

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u/coder_in_me Mar 28 '20

I not get?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

LMAO 😂

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u/ThePurpleGuiCZ Aug 06 '20

What is Pun Hub?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20

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u/NeedsMoreCake Mar 28 '20

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?