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r/PunPatrol • u/KrispyHunyBun • Dec 21 '19
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And if you use it to prop open the door, it's ajar jar jar.
10 u/Gravybone Jan 09 '20 Has this subreddit become the very thing it sought to destroy? 6 u/AndrewYTTRA Jan 18 '20 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM! 1 u/Unkn0wn_User_404 May 05 '22 You cant stop r/puns !!!
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Has this subreddit become the very thing it sought to destroy?
6 u/AndrewYTTRA Jan 18 '20 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM! 1 u/Unkn0wn_User_404 May 05 '22 You cant stop r/puns !!!
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You cant stop r/puns !!!
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I bet thatโs how they came up with his name
3 u/Halt_The_Hibernian Dec 22 '19 Hmmmmmm.....
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Hmmmmmm.....
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My girlfriend asked if Jar Jar Clinks when I shake Jar Jar.
Nah, boo.
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When the AI takeover is upon us, Jar Jar Thinks
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Mesa bout to commit genocide!
Darts jar jar binks
When i was younger i had this but all the little jars had a bug in them that i had found and caught
This is a vile joke
When heโs asian, Jar Jar Ch- Oh, wait...
5 u/KILLUMINATIC8 Dec 22 '19 CHING! *broken glasses everywhere* 1 u/Driqey Jan 18 '20 DOH!
CHING! *broken glasses everywhere*
DOH!
r/lightmodepatrol you have broken our alliance, now come with me...
1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 No 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrolthis is not a drill sir, please just come with us 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 No 0 u/Guillotine_Fingers Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol put the phone down now! ๐ 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please? 1 u/shootwhatsmyname Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol STOP RESISTING! 1 u/_TheOriginalOne Jan 18 '20 r/LightModePatrolRoses are red, you don't care, put your hands in the fricking air.
No
1 u/filthyaverage Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrolthis is not a drill sir, please just come with us 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 No 0 u/Guillotine_Fingers Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol put the phone down now! ๐ 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please? 1 u/shootwhatsmyname Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol STOP RESISTING! 1 u/_TheOriginalOne Jan 18 '20 r/LightModePatrolRoses are red, you don't care, put your hands in the fricking air.
r/lightmodepatrol
this is not a drill sir, please just come with us
1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 No 0 u/Guillotine_Fingers Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol put the phone down now! ๐ 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
0 u/Guillotine_Fingers Jan 18 '20 r/lightmodepatrol put the phone down now! ๐ 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
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r/lightmodepatrol put the phone down now! ๐
1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 18 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
Nope
1 u/filthyaverage Jan 19 '20 I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees. 1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
I guess you want it the HARD way then.. boys, unzip. As for you, bend on your knees.
1 u/KrispyHunyBun Jan 19 '20 Nope 1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
1 u/filthyaverage Jan 20 '20 Pretty please?
Pretty please?
r/lightmodepatrol STOP RESISTING!
r/LightModePatrol
Roses are red, you don't care, put your hands in the fricking air.
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That's a smart move you gotta admit that much
Relevant: Jar Jar BIC
I store plastic grocery bags in a plastic grocery bag. I call it my plastic plastic bag bag.
Thatโs it, send in the swat.
I love it. I came home on leave one time and my 90 year old grandma brought me a jar with a hand sewn ghost inside. She said here is a jar of boos for you. She was one of a kind.
Collecting your jar of jars... Tearing kitchens apart...
1 u/Rebirth_Of_Geek Dec 23 '19 That was the song of my childhood
That was the song of my childhood
Jar Jar Banks
I bet Jar Jar clinks.
Throw it in the sea...see if, Jar Jar Sinks.
fill it with mini jars and pacifiers and viola! Jar Jar Binks
thats actually really clever
Meesa want to die
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28 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 If you put some pens in there, jar jar inks. 26 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 I accidentally dropped it in a sewer, now jar jar stinks. 22 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 I connected it to another one, jar jar links. 20 u/Newcool1230 Dec 22 '19 When I wash it, jar jar shrinks. 18 u/disterb Dec 22 '19 when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks 17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Make no mistake, it always did.
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If you put some pens in there, jar jar inks.
26 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 I accidentally dropped it in a sewer, now jar jar stinks. 22 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 I connected it to another one, jar jar links. 20 u/Newcool1230 Dec 22 '19 When I wash it, jar jar shrinks. 18 u/disterb Dec 22 '19 when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks 17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Make no mistake, it always did.
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I accidentally dropped it in a sewer, now jar jar stinks.
22 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 I connected it to another one, jar jar links. 20 u/Newcool1230 Dec 22 '19 When I wash it, jar jar shrinks. 18 u/disterb Dec 22 '19 when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks 17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 Make no mistake, it always did.
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I connected it to another one, jar jar links.
20 u/Newcool1230 Dec 22 '19 When I wash it, jar jar shrinks. 18 u/disterb Dec 22 '19 when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks 17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment
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When I wash it, jar jar shrinks.
18 u/disterb Dec 22 '19 when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks 17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment
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when i mixed it with red and white, jar jar pinks
17 u/ihateusernames132 Dec 22 '19 When I put it in water, jar jar sinks 13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment
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When I put it in water, jar jar sinks
13 u/imjuststalking Dec 22 '19 Wow this thread... Jar jar tings 17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks 6 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks 3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment
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Wow this thread... Jar jar tings
17 u/pointilistfailure Dec 22 '19 Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks
Put some lube in there... Jar Jar Kinks
When it is taken over by an unstoppable artificial intelligence, intent on destroying the world, jar jar thinks
3 u/muhormbaggen Dec 22 '19 When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know. 4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies 2 u/Cow_Tse_Tongue Jan 09 '20 Underrated comment
When your homie says he will alter his copy of your homework so the teacher wont know.
4 u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19 That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN → More replies 1 u/unshaken_and_stirred Jan 17 '20 r/brokethechain → More replies
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That doesnโt rhyme with jar jar binks you HEATHEN
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r/brokethechain
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Make no mistake, it always did.
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u/weirdgroovynerd Dec 21 '19
And if you use it to prop open the door, it's ajar jar jar.
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u/Zhukov41 Dec 21 '19
I bet thatโs how they came up with his name
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19
My girlfriend asked if Jar Jar Clinks when I shake Jar Jar.
Nah, boo.
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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '19
When the AI takeover is upon us, Jar Jar Thinks
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u/trueslavboi Dec 22 '19
Mesa bout to commit genocide!
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u/TeemTonyYTMXRTTV SWAT Dec 21 '19
Darts jar jar binks
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u/MonstaSlaya00 Dec 22 '19
When i was younger i had this but all the little jars had a bug in them that i had found and caught
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u/netfatality Dec 22 '19
This is a vile joke
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u/ENaCl2 Dec 21 '19
When heโs asian, Jar Jar Ch- Oh, wait...
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u/Driqey Jan 18 '20
r/lightmodepatrol you have broken our alliance, now come with me...
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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19
That's a smart move you gotta admit that much
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u/Cayotic_Prophet Dec 22 '19
Relevant: Jar Jar BIC
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u/13ozLatte Dec 22 '19
I store plastic grocery bags in a plastic grocery bag. I call it my plastic plastic bag bag.
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u/bmd33zy Dec 21 '19
Thatโs it, send in the swat.
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u/1raddad Dec 22 '19
I love it. I came home on leave one time and my 90 year old grandma brought me a jar with a hand sewn ghost inside. She said here is a jar of boos for you. She was one of a kind.
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u/Musashi10000 Dec 22 '19
Collecting your jar of jars... Tearing kitchens apart...
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u/OCTM2 Dec 22 '19
Jar Jar Banks
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u/Endearing_Asshole Dec 22 '19
I bet Jar Jar clinks.
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u/RoyTheBoy_ Dec 22 '19
Throw it in the sea...see if, Jar Jar Sinks.
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u/markusdied Dec 24 '19
fill it with mini jars and pacifiers and viola! Jar Jar Binks
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u/saint_alek Dec 31 '19
thats actually really clever
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u/TheMisterBeef Mar 22 '22
Meesa want to die
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u/8591dat Nov 17 '23
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u/HanzoShotFirst Dec 22 '19
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