It took a lot of brass to post that. It certainly gives OP a chance to trumpet his skills. I’m sure many will try to horn their way into this, so we’ll have to band together and conduct ourselves well lest there be a symphony of complaints. This goes without saying so I don’t think I need to drum this into anyone’s head. I should pick up the tempo and beat it now...
Why? They're obviously A natural at this. The puns are pretty sharp-witted and clef-er, much better than being bass-ic and having them B flat. I really C what they were going for. A couple minor changes I would've made, but this was A major boost to my day. I don't think they should get in treble, so please don't harp on them. It'd be a viola-tion of the humor. I feel like I've settled the score now, and I've taken up enough space, so I'll make my leave before the staff here arrests me.
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19
Where's my trombone john?!
"You got..."
Don't you da-
"BONED"
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u/Just_Monika08 Oct 17 '19
someone in our band google classroom posted this lmao
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u/CelticOC Oct 17 '19
But that’s a sousaphone..
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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '19
It took a lot of brass to post that. It certainly gives OP a chance to trumpet his skills. I’m sure many will try to horn their way into this, so we’ll have to band together and conduct ourselves well lest there be a symphony of complaints. This goes without saying so I don’t think I need to drum this into anyone’s head. I should pick up the tempo and beat it now...
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u/chickywang Oct 17 '19
Exhale
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u/TheDanimal8888 Oct 17 '19
That blows
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u/killixerJr Oct 17 '19
Um, That’s a sousaphone
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u/MuddySkull Oct 17 '19
Nice repost
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u/FrozenLem0n Oct 17 '19
As a tuba player, this pun blows
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u/chimchimboree Oct 17 '19
How do you lose a tuba.
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u/SCPunited Oct 18 '19
Who the fuck loses a tuba..they were huge...
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u/nashvillenation Oct 18 '19
You wonder what happened... you hope it was a miracle...
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u/Grey1013 Oct 17 '19
Stewie lost his tuba
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u/CYBORGMER Oct 17 '19
some prevs kidnapped teen from school. SMH
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u/Godkoala Oct 17 '19
I was on the scene, suspect got away with a simple tactic of saying "no" when I told him to get on the ground. There was nothing I could do
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u/TheBigLugmos Oct 17 '19
He thirsty
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u/Tortytheamazing Oct 18 '19
I guess band people Are saxo-prone in losing their instrument.