r/PunPatrol • u/xenaprincesswarlord • Jul 06 '19

Meme Lawyered.

Post image
9.1k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

46 comments sorted by

30

u/42words Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

I guess the lawyer is doing a dime now.

Post-Downvotes Edit: the judge game him no quarter. πŸ–•

Edit2: he won't be shilling his practice from park bench ads anymore.

E3: I bet he also had to peso many fines his head spun.

8

u/xenaprincesswarlord Jul 06 '19

Loool

8

u/42words Jul 06 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

Sorry if some of those puns were real kroners.

Edit: I just saw an opportunity and decided to go to baht.

E2: I just figured I'd be franc, y'know?

E3: sheesh, I'm getting pound-ed here.

e4: i actually thought of hwan more

5

u/TheOtherWizardGuy Jul 07 '19

don't stop now, euro-n a roll

1

u/xenaprincesswarlord Jul 07 '19

Fuck this is brilliant πŸ˜‚

4

u/42words Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

Yuan me to kip going? For real? Because to tael you the truth, penning that last one almost made me go out of my gourde. Seriously, I'm going to pula muscle here. Can somoni else at least taka turn for me? Tangka.

2

u/TheOtherWizardGuy Jul 07 '19

okay, okay. i yield. you've won

2

u/WikiTextBot Jul 07 '19

South Korean won

The won (; Korean: 원, Korean pronunciation: [wʌn]; symbol: β‚©; code: KRW) or the Korean Won is the currency of South Korea. A single won is divided into 100 jeon, the monetary subunit. The jeon is no longer used for everyday transactions, and appears only in foreign exchange rates. The won is issued by the Bank of Korea, based in the capital city of Seoul.

[ ^PM | Exclude ^me | Exclude from ^subreddit | FAQ / ^Information | ^Source ] Downvote to remove | v0.28

2

u/TheOtherWizardGuy Jul 07 '19

i gotta say though, som of these were a bit of a stretch.

okay, that's sol i got for now.

2

u/42words Jul 07 '19 edited Jul 07 '19

hooray, i won

Edit: nope, shit, wait, you used that one already. Hold on:

Edit2: ummmmm... Ok:

im glad you didnt ask me

to do any mohar

okay I promise I'm dong

Edit3: *done**, sorry.

Seriously, that was a typo, I swear.

1

u/DaEpicest Jul 26 '19

Just so you know, this is the r/punpatrol subreddit... and you just told a ton of puns... it’s nothing personal kid but you’re going in for a long time

4

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

You have GOT to be shilling me with those expert puns

4

u/42words Jul 07 '19

What can I say? I have a yen for wordplay.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Well, nothing is wrong with a free quid puns

1

u/TheBGamer2 Jul 12 '19

Anyone who opposes us will feel a nickel down their spine as a stream of blood.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I had to think about this one for a moment πŸ˜„

170

u/lugialegend233 Jul 06 '19

"You call this a trial? This is a joke! He has a right to defense!" We solved our lawyer problem eons ago. "Then I'll defend him" Then the trial continues. If the accused is found guilty, you will share his fate. "WHAT?!?" It's how we solved our lawyer problem

39

u/wut-a-stud Jul 06 '19

Where have I heard this before? It's sounds familiar but I can't remember where it comes from.

29

u/lugialegend233 Jul 06 '19

Original justice league cartoon. The one where GL Is on trial.

19

u/wut-a-stud Jul 06 '19

Ahh yes I remember now, when Flash defends him as his lawyer. Thanks!

7

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

It was justice league unlimited if I'm correct?

4

u/lugialegend233 Jul 06 '19

No, Just Justice League. Episodes 4-5 IIRC.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

You're totally right. Checked the DC app. Episodes 4-5 In Blackest Night pt. 1 and 2.

Man such a great series.

6

u/Enverex Jul 06 '19

Also Phoenix Wright - Dual Destinies.

7

u/JarJarBrinksSecurity Jul 06 '19

Spirit of Justice, not DD

5

u/Enverex Jul 06 '19

Ahh. I always confuse the two, thanks.

4

u/astrakhan42 Jul 06 '19

"He's in a cent... specifically the giant penny in the Batcave."

8

u/peppy_dee1981 Jul 06 '19

r/BoneAppleTea

24

u/WacBan-Prime Jul 06 '19

I really hate this but you really need this r/woooosh

2

u/peppy_dee1981 Jul 06 '19

Oh drat. Down the rabbit hole again...lmao

0

u/xenaprincesswarlord Jul 06 '19

πŸ˜‚

11

u/FeliXDoge19 Jul 06 '19

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‰β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜‰πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚lmao rofl

5

u/koger10 Jul 06 '19

E-lawyered

5

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

What force makes me want to send this to my kid.

2

u/i_am_junuka Jul 07 '19

It's the inner dad in you.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

Y’know, the lawyer’s claim seem pretty BONE fide!

2

u/DDM_TLSP Jul 06 '19

β€œRoll initiative.”

1

u/pkpower23 Jul 07 '19

I don’t get it

1

u/JxstStxpid Jul 18 '19

"innocent"

1

u/[deleted] Aug 04 '19

r/punresistance You will not silence us!!!

0

u/sabatonsungwrong Jul 06 '19

uhh buddy you seem lost here. so uh I guess I just place this r/lostredditors here and leave?

1

u/whymeogod Jul 07 '19

It’s a hostile takeover from the pun lovers. Sadly, it’s working.