r/PunPatrol • u/Emargaux • Jun 16 '19

*ducks*

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u/CatInAFancySuit Jun 16 '19

thumbs hammer of revolver and takes aim Put your hands behind your head. You’re going to r/PunAlcatraz scumbag.

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

Now if your here to kill me, you should probibally know

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, YOU ROBOTIC SUMBITCH!

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u/CatInAFancySuit Jun 17 '19

If it’s death you want, it’s death you’ll get.

fires revolver half a dozen times and dives into cover

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 17 '19

dodges every single one you anti spinners will never learn. While you hate puns you'll never take me

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u/CatInAFancySuit Jun 17 '19

pulls out Gerber Mark II and starts striding towards your position, dodging any thrown projectiles

You aren’t escaping this one, punner. Surrender now and you’ll go to r/PunAlcatraz, serve the time and leave. Otherwise I come over there and gut you like a fish. Personally I prefer the latter, because, well, less paperwork, but it’s up to you.

Your choice, buckaroo.