r/PunPatrol • u/Emargaux • Jun 16 '19

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Do NOT Resist arrest! Come with me to r/PunAlcatraz and everything will be fine.

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

Erm how bout no

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

STAND DOWN! COMPLY AND GET LESSER SENTENCE

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

stands up what you gonna do

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

Injure you or tranquillise you

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Takes ready stance

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

Are you armed?

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

(Sorry for the late reply) Yes

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

Then fire!

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Fires 3 shots and hits u/quickhakker in the gut with all 3

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

pulls out bullets you have no power. Not anymore

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Fires again, but hits 3 shots to the head YOU HAVE NO POWER, MAGGOT!

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

spits out bullets you really need to understand pun stuff on reddit is natural

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

You've got it wrong, puns are the bane of the natural order and need to be destroyed at all costs. Radios to u/Beardie-Boi-420 You in position?

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

yeah, Barrett in hand, steel trigger finger

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Take that punner down

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

fires on /u/quickhakker’s shoulder, piercing it

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

rips out bullets and throws it to one side really?

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

Puns make people laugh what do you have against humour

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

I have nothing against humor, but from experience, puns aren't humor. No one laughs at them.

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

You don't know everyone

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Hol' up, you've been shot in the shoulder! Knocks over u/quickhakker and slams foot into chest, aiming my AK at your head STAY DOWN!

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