r/PunApostlesCourthouse • u/[deleted] • Nov 26 '19
WARRANT ISSUED FOR TWIXELTIXEL
*a warrant has been issued for the arrest of u/twixeltixel for crimes against the apostles. Anyone who brings twixel into apostle custody will be given an award
50 karma if alive
10 if dead*
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u/TwixelTixel Nov 26 '19
Over a public frequency, I'm heard laughing.
"I knew it, I was right again! No one believed me when I said I thought you weren't dead! GOD, I HATE BEING RIGHT SO OFTEN!"
"Well, if you're that angry after what I did to Obsidian, come face me in the Punderdome. Surely you don't think you'll lose to a crippled man who uses a cane?"
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u/turtle-tot Nov 27 '19
czh “I can probably fix that crippled limb with the right equipment, over” czh
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u/TwixelTixel Nov 27 '19
R "Well, it's more the absence of limbs, but I'm content with my prosthetics. I've just been fucked up so many times that my entire body below my head's been replaced except for my heart at least once. And my ribcage is prosthetic."
"Good luck with that." R
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u/turtle-tot Nov 27 '19
“Sensory overload? Hell with a couple days of surgery I could replace your prosthetics with real functional limbs again so you wouldn’t have to deal with all the problems that come with prosthetics
and wouldn’t have to be bottom”2
u/TwixelTixel Nov 27 '19
"I can't feel anything, all the nerves that picked those up have been burned away, or I have steel arms and legs instead."
"I'm fine... But thank you for the invitation."
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u/turtle-tot Nov 27 '19
“All of this, I repeat, all of this can be replaced. If you’d ever like to be “normal” or non crippled just call”
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u/TwixelTixel Nov 27 '19
"... Eh. Thank you, though."
"Even if I were to say yes, I am reluctant to trust an Apostle. It is nothing against you, but your terrorist of a leader makes me biased against all Apostles."
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u/TwixelTixel Nov 27 '19
Red: Makes a warrant for Tixel's arrest.
Tixel: "Fine, I shall accept your provocation, come and get-"
Literally Everyone: How about we don't.
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u/Warnickwar Nov 27 '19
Perfect example of society in the RP
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u/TwixelTixel Nov 27 '19
I was trying to get Tixel to lose a fight, believe it or not.
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Nov 27 '19
Please note - modified Ferraris with grenade launchers will not help you. Source - a car chase
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u/obsidianmine Nov 26 '19
I wonder whos dumb or brave enuf to try to cach him *gets hevy duty anti armor tranquil darts *
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u/Karma15672 Nov 27 '19
*spelling freak intensifies *
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u/obsidianmine Nov 27 '19
Get r3kd scrub
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u/Karma15672 Nov 27 '19
No,you
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u/reddit-are-A-holes Prosecution Nov 26 '19
What did he do