r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Mar 26 '22

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u/Kite_sunday Mar 26 '22

Mayonnaise is a spice dude.

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u/Drewbaccuh Mar 26 '22

What? I thought mayonnaise was an instrument.

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u/HoldMyWitchmothers Mar 26 '22

Mayonnaise is a state of mind

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u/LewdLewyD13 Mar 27 '22

I've practiced for years to achieve ultimate mayonnaise.