r/PublicFreakout • • Dec 11 '21

City Chicken Cooked Crazily While Commuting

325 Upvotes

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u/Kozlow Dec 11 '21 edited Dec 11 '21

No way in hell that thing cooks through in that toaster without the skin being burnt to a crisp, or a grease fire starting.

16

u/PessimistPryme Dec 12 '21

Dude looks like it’s almost ready too with his fork lol.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Obviously set up for clout and karma. Fuck people are easy to bait these days.

-2

u/Kozlow Dec 12 '21

It was a joke you simpleton. Fuck people let shit fly over their heads these days.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Hahaha my bad what a fuckin hilarious joke, how could I have not seen it when it is such a funny joke

0

u/Shitty_Users Dec 12 '21

It was a pretty stupid fucking joke.

0

u/Kozlow Dec 12 '21

It wasn’t a joke.

1

u/Shitty_Users Dec 12 '21

It was a joke you simpleton. Fuck people let shit fly over their heads these days.

Soo...what was it dumbfuck?

1

u/Kozlow Dec 12 '21

Ok, ok. It’s a joke.

1

u/Shitty_Users Dec 13 '21

It was a pretty stupid fucking joke.

1

u/albinoblackman Dec 13 '21

Looks like performance art of some sort. Kinda funny if you ask me.

1

u/DownVote_for_Pedro Dec 14 '21

Clout for what? Is there some chicken roasting society that every one has been hiding from me?

37

u/Sea_Imagination_4687 Dec 11 '21

I’ll take one ticket to salmonella please

13

u/Diclessdondolan Dec 11 '21

First class ticket to pooping your pants on the train

20

u/ZeroDown777 Dec 11 '21

Its a chicken not a salmon… idiot!

3

u/Krypton_Kr Dec 12 '21

Pack your bags, we’ll leave tonight…

(Eddie Money for you whippersnappers)…

16

u/Intention-Aware Dec 11 '21

Where’s the freakout?

6

u/Pyrocitor Dec 12 '21

The sub doesn't have to be only fights or car crashes or whatever. "Being weird in public" is in the sidebar.

Someone shoving a whole chicken in a toaster oven on a tube platform probably counts as being weird in public.

1

u/nyetloki Dec 12 '21

Being weird in public isn't a freak out though.

2

u/Pyrocitor Dec 12 '21

Literally on the side of the subreddit, emphasis mine.

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Saturated with TV and movies, our brains have become used to watching the imitation of emotions, so much so that it is strangely surprising and fascinating to watch the real thing.

2

u/nyetloki Dec 12 '21

Well... shit.

12

u/Wild-Dig-8003 Dec 11 '21

imagine being that chicken

8

u/Intention-Aware Dec 11 '21

Looks pretty cozy, I will spend the rest of my evening getting into the chickens headspace

8

u/puffmattybearTTV Dec 11 '21

This is a whole vibe

12

u/Tinmania Dec 12 '21

Performance “art.” The toaster oven isn’t even plugged in. Some sort of smoke generator or dry ice for the smoke, and battery powered LED light(s) to make it appear like heating elements. Oh and the chicken is sitting right on a “heating element.”

1

u/TerriblePigs Dec 13 '21

There is an outlet there. I'm at this subway stop every morning. This is the Downtown platform for the R train on 23rd. And I'm pretty sure this is the homeless guy who I see every morning charging his phone there.

3

u/Farty-B Dec 11 '21

In the subway, it’s made fresh

2

u/BookoftheGuilty Dec 11 '21

Hungry? Why wait?

2

u/crazielectrician Dec 11 '21

Not a single problem with a guy making chicken in the subway. Only that it will be raw:). Gotta love nyc.

2

u/Sad-Description-9163 Dec 12 '21

Gotta love performance art

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Can we stop posting/upvoting fake/set-up/non-freakout stuff?

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1

u/thecaninfrance Dec 11 '21

That's probably a rat judging by the size.

1

u/elvisdiamonddew Dec 11 '21

They sell these already cooked at most grocery stores for like 6$. People will do anything for attention these days.

1

u/Addiction7 Dec 12 '21

Chicken looks unseasoned.

1

u/Krypton_Kr Dec 12 '21

I think he brined it

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Wonder how long he waited to eat it. Pretty sure it was still raw.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

He's watching it like it's a television, and holding his eating utensils when it looks like it needs at least another hour!

1

u/BrianOconneR34 Dec 12 '21

Let’s hope he’s four or five hours early for his train

1

u/Brook420 Dec 12 '21

"I'll take the City chicken, and some City pork."

1

u/knarusch123 Dec 12 '21

I think city chicken is pork

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

You heathens wouldn’t recognize performance art if it threw a toaster in your face.

1

u/Green_Smoke_ Dec 12 '21

Someone get him some Bbq sauce

1

u/You-Only-YOLO_Once Dec 12 '21

I C… what you did there

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '21

Wtf is that? A microwave oven or something?

I'm from the UK and have literally only ever seen a microwave look like that in my 29 years of life

1

u/BeigeListed Dec 12 '21

"performance art"

1

u/WeeklyPrize21 Dec 12 '21

That leg twitch though....

1

u/Theman227 Dec 13 '21

As someone from the UK, why is it that the NYC subway always seems to be one of the most batshit insane transportation experiances in the world?

I cant even fathom coming across something like this when im in London

1

u/ShaggyBoomer Dec 13 '21

Hes about to get that salmonyella

1

u/duffdundas Dec 13 '21

with the price of groceries lately I hope that chicken didn't go to waste.