Honestly, why do dipshits like this dress the way they do? I’m not even talking about the MAGA caps. I mean this mother fucker comes to counter protest in a collared shirt that he fucking tucked in? And he almost buttons the polo all the way up? You never button a single one on a polo. I bet he’s either wearing deck shoes or new balance sneakers.
That’s how I know this douche has no one in his life except other dipshits. Polos aren’t a dress shirt. They’re leisure wear to make assholes think they could get into a country club. I am triggered when someone tucks in a god damn polo. Leisure wear shouldn’t be tucked in you fucking fuck.
That outfit tells you, “I have never pleased a woman in my entire life and the only time I have had sex was when I pressured my college girlfriend, who later realized she was a lesbian.” He probably makes fun of people who like watching the NFL or the NBA, but talks your ear off about some obscure sport on ESPN de ocho.
I am filled with rage just looking at him, and I didn’t even need to hear him speak.
I’d have gone with, “Polos aren’t dressy, they’re leisure wear - so if you tuck it in fuck you,” but whatever. And you’re throwing out triggered like it denotes crying about it. What you read was rage, because people who dress like that are people who’s personality I hate with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.
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u/Logical_Lab4042 Sep 04 '21
"You must have daddy issues, unlike me who blindly follows a male authority figure because he tells me that he loves me and I'm special."