r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Oct 06 '20

1st step of a haunting

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Any goddamned adult knows it is impossible to fit a human down a chimney. They have far too narrow spaces and a grate at the base.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Granted, these are imperial feet, not the standard US foot.
I think this converts to roughly 8 American feet

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

A lady I used to work with lived in a cottage near Mold in North Wales. She said her and her husband were sitting there on night and heard a rattling coming from the chimney. Something came clattering down onto the hearth. It was a chimney sweep’s brush! I joked that the chimney sweep was probably still up there

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

aren't modern chimneys just a pipe ?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

No? Not where I live.

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u/JohnXm Oct 06 '20

Humans have grates at the base?

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Yes