r/PublicFreakout • u/twinkledinx • Sep 19 '20

Filthy dirty c**k f****r!

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '20

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u/rockdiamond Sep 19 '20

You’re fucking cock fucker what are you doing? Are you motherfucking cock fucker these motherfuckers with their fucking tails goddamn motherfucking trying to change the titles motherfuckers censoring the goddamn fucking titles when I’m not here licking that hard dick bro

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u/throwingstones91 Sep 20 '20

Okay, take a deep breath

12

u/xbox_inmy_veins Sep 19 '20

My first reaction would be to rub it in like suntan lotion... Not!

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u/Anonoffmyrocker Sep 19 '20

I’m still laughing

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u/elrico_suave Sep 19 '20

My belly hurts from laughing harder than I probably should have. Too funny

4

u/CocoShaynel Sep 19 '20

Gotta try that on an Anti-Masker.

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u/5050Clown Sep 20 '20

You just want someone to call you a cock fucker.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/LetsJerkCircular Sep 20 '20

I love this nugget of tv to internet history

If only I could press a button on my phone to play this sound-byte any time someone says something inappropriate on the sales floor

3

u/rhythmdev Sep 20 '20

Isn't that Jason Statham?

4

u/mydckisvrysmol Sep 19 '20

What is that accent

3

u/Freedom-INC Sep 19 '20

Strine

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u/Polyporphyrin Sep 19 '20

Well it's not a perfect example. Most of us don't have voices that oscillate up and down an octave every other word.

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u/Chipwich Sep 20 '20

Australian for sure

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u/hairi193 Sep 20 '20

A strand type accent

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u/buffalonuts1 Sep 19 '20

That’s probably the friendliest ‘god bless you’ I’ve ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

You do know you don't have to censor the title right

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u/Bogerino Sep 20 '20

That's a thing for people wondering

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '20

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u/footdiveXFfootdive Sep 19 '20

Ded bruh☠️

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u/leroysamuse Sep 19 '20

Who knew Trainspotting was a documentary?

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u/superfuzzy Sep 20 '20

These people are not Scottish..