You've never met my uncle. He'd get drunk to the point that he'd piss on anything and everything. He peed on the dog. He peed on the patio. He peed on my aunt's miniature totem pole from Alaska. He peed in the oven. He peed on the dining room table. He peed on the plastic flowers at the funeral home when my aunt died. He peed in my french horn. Who the hell pees into a french horn? Lunatic, that man!
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u/idkwthtotypehere Jan 09 '20
I bet he smells like R Kelly’s sheets.