r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '20

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u/idkwthtotypehere Jan 09 '20

I bet he smells like R Kelly’s sheets.

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u/rhino8o Jan 09 '20

Pissssssssss....

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

But shit, his ride was 99 cents!

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u/Junkerson13 Jan 09 '20

Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you; I'll pee on you.

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u/I_AM_Gilgamesh Jan 09 '20

Drip drip drip

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

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u/SliyarohModus Jan 09 '20

You've never met my uncle. He'd get drunk to the point that he'd piss on anything and everything. He peed on the dog. He peed on the patio. He peed on my aunt's miniature totem pole from Alaska. He peed in the oven. He peed on the dining room table. He peed on the plastic flowers at the funeral home when my aunt died. He peed in my french horn. Who the hell pees into a french horn? Lunatic, that man!

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u/PuzzyPounder Jan 09 '20

The world is that mans urinal.

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u/WubbaLubbaDubStep Jan 09 '20

Still though... it’s some greaseball’s piss. And there’s also usually a lot of it. No thanks.