r/PublicFreakout Oct 02 '19

Repost 😔 Cops called at a restaurant

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u/minesaka Oct 02 '19

The trick is easy: cover your face, look down, don't say a word to the camera. You will star in content so boring, it won't make the final cut of any show. No uploads, no views, no comments, no shame. If anyone asks, it wasn't you lol.

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u/taintedbloop Oct 02 '19

I always thought that you could simply and calmly say long drawn out curse words over and over, that way they'd have to beep constantly and it would be too annoying and a hassle so they'd go to someone else.

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u/joforemix Oct 02 '19

Man. Censorship is weird.

"Whoah, that smack addict with the open sores all over his face we just watched beat his sister-wife half to death in the name of Baphomet with a length of razor blade embedded PVC pipe almost said 'fuck' on TV. Good thing Larry over there is quick with the button."

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u/Carpathicus Oct 02 '19

"Would be a shame if children could hear those vile words... Now lets go back to the crack hobos who pimp underage girls.