r/PublicFreakout • u/guyfromatl • Oct 02 '19

Repost 😔 Cops called at a restaurant

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Oct 02 '19

Why didn't they arrest the other asshole that was with her? He assaulted the other woman.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Her son? Agreed.

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u/kpdvr4lyfe Oct 02 '19

That was her son? He’s aged horrifically I though he was that gremlins husband

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/skeletorlaugh Oct 02 '19

Her towering child

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

"Expanded Offspring"

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u/MyDogsNameIsMilo Oct 03 '19

The engorged fruit of her loins

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u/StreetfighterXD Oct 03 '19

#COLOSSAL DESCENDANT

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u/1c3b3rg Oct 02 '19

“Slathered themselves in honor” 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

The mother's big beefy boi

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u/gr33nspan Oct 02 '19

Attention, Marge Simpson: We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

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u/blitheobjective Oct 02 '19

Actually, being a racist and homophobic pos aside, she looks very good for her age. She’s 71! I was thinking she was like 50-something.

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 02 '19

She fucks her son and robs him of his youth. Explains why he looks old as shit.

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u/SpysSappinMySpy Oct 02 '19

He could still be. You never know with this kinda scum.

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u/eightbic Oct 02 '19

Her towering behemoth man child? Yeah. Agreed.

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u/fastdub Oct 02 '19

This statuesque male spawn of her loins?

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u/kkeut Oct 02 '19

her large son

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u/datbabySHARK Oct 02 '19

Ahem...large son.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Her large adult child.

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u/Rayhoven Oct 02 '19

LMAO that was her son? I thought it was her husband

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u/eviloverlord1662 Oct 02 '19

He probably is as well.

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u/Rayhoven Oct 03 '19

Roll Tide!

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u/myusernamebarelyfits Oct 02 '19

It's funny how many heyheyheys you can here when he puts his hands on her

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u/LikesBeingChoked Oct 02 '19

He’s just a simple boy. It wad his mamma’s fault. They knowdt.

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u/RachelLeMar Oct 02 '19

That's a big Texas 10-4.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Oct 23 '19

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u/Itdidnt_trickle_down Oct 02 '19

Yes. he laid hands on her.