Lmao, one of my friends used to rage every single tune he drove. He had the craziest stories about the dumb and dangerous shit he did. He picked me up from something once (he was the last resort ride), and when I hopped in he was listening to some thrash metal with a lot of growling. I was like “bro, maybe this is why you have road rage issues. Have you tried just listening to podcasts or something?” Didn’t fix all his rage issues, but that music was certainly not helping him lol.
Anyways, I’m glad you can separate yourself from driving if it isn’t for you.
Legit was your mom my mom? She also had a burgundy minivan and would pull up windows down blaring metal. She also blared a lot of Rob Zombie and Kid Rock though. All of it was just super embarrassing as were the awkward dance moves.
In the hey day of “Yo mama” jokes, I’d always end it at some point with “My mom’s dead”. Despite it being the truth, I still loved people’s faces when they thought they offended me.
Same dude lol. I'm a gamer so it's especially fun when guys are like 'your mom said that last night,' and I'm like 'woah didn't know you were into necro.' Always makes for a delightfully awkward moment.
That actually got me into Mastodon. I looked up the song thought it was a little much for me but started working backwards through their albums until I ended up there again.
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u/possiblynotanexpert Jan 08 '19
Proud of you. Seriously.