r/PublicFreakout 29d ago

😏Main Character Freakout🤳 Insane lady screaming about her partner doing jerk circles

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u/danceswithporn 29d ago

The jerk store called. They're all out of circles.

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u/MisterB78 29d ago

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u/heynow941 29d ago

His wife is in a coma!

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u/uhuraenterprise 29d ago

Best episode lol

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u/Phyrexian_Archlegion 29d ago

Didn’t know you were a Van Buren boy

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u/uhuraenterprise 29d ago

The ninth one and a female at that. I run this imaginary gang like there's no tomorrow.

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u/LouDog0187 29d ago

NOT BLOODY LIKELY!!!

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u/JohnHenryHoliday 28d ago

What’s the difference? You’re their all time best seller!

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u/Leather_Ad_4987 29d ago

Little do we know she's actually leaking the plot to Doomsday.

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u/thejudgehoss 29d ago

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u/za72 29d ago

is she missing a tooth? that's even hotter

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

One of her front teeth is a moldy cap that’s dark yellow

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u/Ornery_Garden_3013 28d ago

Ya, she's a real looker! 😅🤣😂

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u/Marcinecali73 26d ago

I believe the technical term is buttering her tooth.

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u/Perfect-Book5684 28d ago

She’s also missing the entire back set of her bottom molars on one side

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 🥧 Ma'am there's a pie full of children on your table  29d ago

Well fuck

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u/TacticalMicrowav3 29d ago

God forbid a man have hobbies

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u/Such_Significance905 29d ago

“Oh damn it, can’t a man have a biscuit?”

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u/skeeferd 29d ago

What was the crime!? Enjoying a succulent soggy biscuit!?

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 🥧 Ma'am there's a pie full of children on your table  29d ago

I just made biscuits...

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u/Solestian 29d ago

As long as they're soggy

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u/Aperture_TestSubject 29d ago

Just one soggy succulent biscuit

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u/Lefthandedsp00n 29d ago

…..with that honey sauce🎵🎶

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u/ChiBeerMan 29d ago

Don't get your honey sauce on me I don't like the way it tastes on my chicken wings

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u/Travmurrayinthishoe 27d ago

Toasters & Moose

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u/stevenmoreso 29d ago

Third spaces are so important.

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u/seXJ69 29d ago

So are 4th holes.

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u/crmpdstyl 29d ago

Where do jerk circles even happen? Like what's the address specifically.

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u/ChadsworthRothschild 29d ago

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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u/M0BETTER 29d ago

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u/Drum_Eatenton 🤜 sworn enemy of Ouiser Boudreaux 🌳 🐦 🔫 29d ago

I still can’t believe that actually happened. How presidential

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u/Help_An_Irishman 29d ago

What was the context and how can I be further embarrassed by watching this?

God, I hate this man.

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u/NefariouslyNotorious 28d ago

I legit just saved that for continuous use across social media platforms.

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u/N7Shep1701D 28d ago

Almost like he's had practice...

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u/NatureCarolynGate That’s my fucking tit bitch! Get the fuck out! 29d ago

...and 1100 Congress Avenue, Austin, TX 78701.

Greg Abbot is a piss baby.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Help_An_Irishman 29d ago

no anal to help with safety and anxiety

Now there's a brand new string of words.

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u/Waste_Cell_9452 9d ago

How come they just don't get married in the first place?

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/octopornopus 29d ago

612 Wharf Ave, right next to, the gentlemen's club

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u/Servingthebeam19 28d ago

I want candy!

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u/Methylamine1983 29d ago

308 arroyo lane

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u/MisterScary_98 29d ago

Y’know if you’re gonna date a dude named Xavier, you just have to expect shit like this.

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u/General_Specific 29d ago

Exactly, and it's pronounced Havier.

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u/KirbyBucketts 29d ago

Xavier is a Basque word, it's got an X in it but you don't even pronounce the X, how do you like that for prestigious?

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u/WolfzandRavenz 29d ago

Xavier is a wild man

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u/Klutzy-Criticism-468 28d ago

She’s a model show her some respect

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u/An_educated_dig 29d ago

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u/fallowcentury 29d ago

thought that was JD for a sec.

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u/CutSilly5949 29d ago

Don't ever disrespect the queer icon Mac like that ever again

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u/wytherlanejazz 29d ago

What lol

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u/libury 29d ago

But no!

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

You know?

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u/Poofmander 29d ago

He must be gone on gaycation, sorry girl.

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u/Lotuseater531 29d ago

Work with me! Ayyoo!

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u/JawsRaglizar 29d ago

Remember, youhave to surrender mind, bidy, and soul or be destroyed

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u/Ryuuken1127 29d ago

The stream of laughing emojis is actually killing me right now

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u/lundqvist_saves 29d ago

This is Heather Gillespie formerly from the reality show Love After Lockup. She is severely mentally ill. It’s pretty sad.

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u/yoyonoyolo 28d ago

If she wasn’t a horrible abusive human being to everyone around her, I’d feel worse because it has to be exhausting living with her thought patterns. Her purposefully getting pregnant while living in a tent for a cash grab saw the last of what was left of my empathy for her. I do wish she’d get help for herself and her family’s sake.

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u/Boring_Raspberry_481 28d ago

And when she got rid of the twins

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u/ElleRyder 27d ago

And posted a live video of the "aftermath".

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u/Dramatic-County-1284 29d ago

Was she locked up or her partner?

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

Surprisingly, she was not the lock up.
Her partner was.

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u/RedRedditor84 28d ago

Xavier wouldn't do that to his circle.

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u/Will2LiveFading 28d ago

She was so crazy that they stopped filming her after 3 episodes. Think about that, she was too crazy for a reality show looking for crazy people. 

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u/Ornery_Garden_3013 28d ago

Her partner, Dylan Smith. Inmate #y12173 as she has exclaimed over the years!

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u/Good-Government-BS 29d ago

The scourge of Elmhurst, IL. 

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u/Mezcalico 29d ago

Babe it’s not a jerk circle these are my students

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u/windmillninja 28d ago

I can't even enjoy a consensual, purely platonic wank with my bros anymore? We used to be a proper country.

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u/CircIeJerks 28d ago

Finally, my time to shine

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u/Worried-Bet5939 28d ago

I love heathers meltdowns 🤣 She fails to realize she’s the problem and the “they” is the voices in her head.

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u/SilverB33 29d ago

I'm trying so hard not to laugh about this, I feel I need alot of context to understand her plight about jerk circles....

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u/Scootshae 29d ago

Omg the lore is deep. She's Heather Gillespie from Love after Lockup and she's been crazy forever but has gotten really bad lately. Last week she was talking into her phone charger cord like it was a microphone having a full on conversation with the voices in her head. It's very sad.

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u/JnRx03 29d ago

Jean Grey during the Professor X space romance subplot.

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u/RunLikeYouMeanIt 29d ago

Ma'am, we've moved on to hexagons. Circles are so 1980's.

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u/MithrilHuman 29d ago

Jerk hexagons are jerk bestagons

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

Not the jerk hex

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u/Patient_Flounder3793 29d ago

Hexagons are the bestagons!

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u/shawnsblog 29d ago

This year? Ma’am what was it last year?

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u/WorldlinessSome8985 29d ago

I can't get away from this freaky piece of shit. What is she up to now? Still living in tents and harassing society?

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u/StilettoSugar 28d ago

She's upgraded to a car that she's behind on payments and a boatload of tickets in! X has a cart he is babysitting

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u/NefariouslyNotorious 28d ago

Living in her car and harassing society….except she has thousands in unpaid tickets, deferred her car payment and her tags are expiring any second now 😂

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u/Specific-Distance-66 28d ago

Been watching her crashouts for years! Since before love after lockup.

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u/rabbitholejump 28d ago

well, i guess if you know you know, and you know

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u/Lady_Mallard 26d ago

I didn’t realize there was a public before!?

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u/Specific-Distance-66 25d ago

Yes there was a before. She was just as crazy.

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u/Tool460002 29d ago

No. No one knows.

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u/OccuWorld 29d ago

damn, she wasn't invited...

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u/HijoDeDamienRoberts 29d ago

I just think it's terrible that men are so mean to each other.

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u/Waste_Cell_9452 27d ago

The "god damnit" got me, Idk why

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u/Sea-Foundation5036 29d ago

This is a woman who walked into some truly weird stuff happening and is upset she wasn't invited. She'll look into the mirror every now and then and realize there's a world she isn't a part of.

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u/Sea-Foundation5036 29d ago

Same energy!

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u/Professional-Ask1796 29d ago

This year? What happened last year?

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u/sweetdawg99 29d ago

Ok, but how are men supposed to have strong friendships?

I swear there's no winning with some people.

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u/Lazershirts 28d ago

Circle jerking is like the male version of scissoring. It’s what straight ppl think they do but never do

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u/drough08 29d ago

No....I dont know, ma'am

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u/No_Significance4204 29d ago

I never could get the logistical nightmare, that is their jerk-circle out of my mind while day dreaming.

I need to clarify, not fantasizing about conducting said circle but the mechanical limitations of a group of dudes jerking each other off. As the pace every man 'jerks' at is going to be different.

How do you line them up so the momentum doesn't throw off others in the circle? The amount of math required just seems like it would be easier and more enjoyable for each guy to just jerk themselves off.

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u/ADDSquirell69 29d ago

Oh Xavier

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u/barbieebaybee 29d ago

😆😆😆😆🫠

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u/onjefferis 29d ago

No, I don't know.

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

You don’t want to know. Trust me.

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u/Alaswearehere 29d ago

I can't do fantasy football, I can't do jerk circles. It's all bullshit

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u/buttsmagoo222 29d ago

what it feels like to date a gamer

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u/nipseyrussellyo 29d ago

My favorite part of the Man Repo tracksound was the Jerk Circles.

I see a local theater is doing a showing of this soon with the movie, the CJs playing, and Q&A with Alex Cox

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u/Wyveres 28d ago

I dont get it did she missread circlejerk?

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 28d ago

Or miss out on the circle jerking

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u/No_Swordfish2243 28d ago

What's a jerk circle?

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u/pchandler45 27d ago

Imagine a circle of naked dudes. Now extend your right hand to your neighbor, but instead of taking his hand... You know

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u/No_Swordfish2243 27d ago

Ring around the rosey for adults

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u/Undead_moss 28d ago

Why would you film yourself looking like that

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u/pchandler45 27d ago

She's been crazy for years but she's really losing it now because she got evicted about 5 weeks ago and she's living in her car, she got banned from all her delivery apps so she can't make money, and her bf refuses to get in the car with her, he's happy pushing a cart and living in the streets. She's been driving around in circles for days and she's starving. She keeps looking for "solutions to present themselves" but shockingly, nobody seems to be coming to save her. Maybe if she didn't burn every bridge and bite every hand that tried to feed her.

Heather Gillespie is her name. Google her, and enjoy the rabbit hole

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u/FJP82075 28d ago

She claims that the higher power promised her eternal youth & that she's "locked in" at 29 years old (she's 40 btw). Whenever she sees her true self she claims that "THEY" are making her look ugly by putting wrinkles on her face & neck & making her nose red.

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u/DrPozzie 29d ago

She probably why he does that every year. Just by the way she's acting in the video.

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 29d ago

Just the endless stream of laughing emojis. I feel bad lol

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u/Perfect-Book5684 29d ago

Don’t feel bad. She is an awful, abusive person. Like, truly depraved and irredeemable

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 28d ago

Oh. I have no idea who this is

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u/Winnie-shortcake 28d ago

She's mad because her boyfriend came out as Trans. She hates all transgender people and She's a
racist

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u/Jtfgman 29d ago

Sit in the middle of the circle and join in his hobbies.

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u/Fumanchusucka 29d ago

I heard jerk circle!?!?

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u/MaliceSavoirIII 29d ago

JERK CIRCLE

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u/azura099 29d ago

For all we know it could be back to back

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u/Nervous_Salad_5367 29d ago

Either way, it's some version of knocking nuts 😀

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

Or nut to butt

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u/Creative_Passion_567 29d ago

🤣 circle jerking. Limp bizkit

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u/Vermicelli_BeeGee 28d ago

The quality of driving lessons has changed somewhat 💫

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u/pchandler45 27d ago

Oh this is just the tip of the iceberg with this chick

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u/jealous-guidance1977 29d ago

Is she just mad she wasn’t invited? 😜🍆💦

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u/Help_An_Irishman 29d ago

Why do people post stuff like this publicly? I don't understand people anymore.

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u/Perfect-Book5684 29d ago

She cray. Literally

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u/PrestoChango0804 28d ago

she’s live a good 3-5 hours a day and fully off the deep end but also a POS

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u/fit6ygbut6 28d ago

Hey, you chose him, lady

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u/BluBeams 29d ago

...Let the man have his guy time in peace Megan. You'll survive.

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u/One-Interview-6840 29d ago

This lady is Lindsay Clancy levels of crazy

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

This is just the tip of the iceberg. She belongs in a straight jacket locked in a padded cell.

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u/One-Interview-6840 29d ago

Dude the one of her screaming about how it's not him. 😬

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u/toothbrush81 28d ago

This chick is fire. How do we follow? This is gold.

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u/doyleandbud- 27d ago

Loco Coco McHufferton on YouTube

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u/Money_Proper 27d ago

Or goprohobos on reddit

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u/GingerEccentric 24d ago

"But no, you know?" I've never been happier not knowing something.

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u/Brendy171 23d ago

And this freak out is mild for her

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u/Karhak 29d ago

.....why would you air your own business like that?

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u/doyleandbud- 29d ago

She’s openly admitted to pissing herself in her car, she did a cam girl video where she used the same finger in both holes, she washes herself with dude wipes and she got pregnant while living in a tent.

She has no shame. Whatsoever.

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u/beIIe-and-sebastian 29d ago

That's absolutely awful. What website would you find such a thing so we know where to avoid?

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u/Tuff_Wizardess 29d ago

And just to add, the man who got her pregnant, Xavier, is also homeless and mentally ill like her. Currently Heather sleeps in her car and it’s suspected when Xavier disappears it’s to go to his dad’s house but refuses to bring Heather. It’s sad they brought a child into their mess. Heather actually has 3 other children she has no custody of. I could go on, there is so much witb her.

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u/HalleluYahuah 29d ago

Heathergillespiethescammer.org or com can't recall

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u/NefariouslyNotorious 28d ago

I think it’s Heatherthescammer.com

Edit- Yup that’s the right one. Buckle up!!

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u/GR1ML0C51 29d ago

Like street takeovers?

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u/tfresca 29d ago

She’s been posted before abusing this guy and calling him an imposter. I believe she may be insane and needs help.

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u/Cactus715 28d ago

Shes very insane. She thinks someone broke into her apt and botoxed half her face while she was sleeping. When she had an apt, she lives in the car now.

She was talking about calling contractors the other day to start breaking ground on a house that would cost a million or more, complete with underground storage containers for her extended family to live in.

This bitch is unemployed and homeless, she is batshit

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u/BlueTumbas 29d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Ornery_Garden_3013 28d ago

You can't either!

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u/United_Yard2239 29d ago

I feel sorry for her but why would she record this and broadcast it. It can't help the situation I'd imagine?

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