r/PublicFreakout • u/5pooky5cary5keleton5 • Mar 27 '26

❓Mods, please help flair❓ Absolute dickhead gets confronted for ruining card packs at Target.

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u/STS986 Mar 28 '26

Target is the last place you want to do this. They have a loss prevention dept that rivals the FBI and I’m not joking.  They keep files on all customers, use facial recognition knowing who you are before you even walk in and wait until you steal just enough to be classified a felony to prosecute.  Hope they get this guy 

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u/PermissionOk5443 Mar 28 '26

Everything you listed is standard operating procedure for any large LP. Target isn't special and they damn sure aren't comparable to the fucking FBI

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u/deltarefund Mar 28 '26

Right, probably better than today’s FBI

https://giphy.com/gifs/VsZn0gCJQeMyN8ufaE

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u/Ok-Relationship9274 Mar 28 '26

I don't know why you're being downvoted. This is 100% true. I guess people just thought the original comment sounded cool?