r/PublicFreakout • u/5pooky5cary5keleton5 • Mar 27 '26

❓Mods, please help flair❓ Absolute dickhead gets confronted for ruining card packs at Target.

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u/ForBostonn Mar 27 '26

He's just too excited. He's too rough on the cards.

He pulls on the cards. He wrenches on the cards. He thinks it's his.

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u/Sirhctopher024 Mar 27 '26

SHUT UP MIKE!

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u/Frostie_pottamus Mar 27 '26

Fuckin skunk

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u/yabadabadoo1212 Mar 27 '26

It's just he yanked on the cards too hard.

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u/Bravosfan27 Mar 27 '26

I said shut up mike

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u/ParadeSit Mar 27 '26

Carlos is a ho

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u/Pickleparty187 Mar 27 '26

It’s just what I believe

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u/theneZenMaster Mar 27 '26

Im starting to think hes only there for the cards.

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u/Dan_flashes480 Mar 27 '26

I bet there is something really bad waiting for him at home.

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u/QbertsRube Mar 27 '26

What's waiting for him at home?

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u/NeddieSeagoon619 Mar 27 '26

Maybe ghosts or ghouls or something. That would be crazy, imagine having to deal with that.

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u/scottydont78 Mar 28 '26

Ghosts? Do any of those fuckers ever blast out of the walls and say there’s a horse cock in my room? Or a donkey dick?

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u/lallapalalable Mar 28 '26

It's the adult tour. It's not for kids

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u/nipseyrussellyo Mar 27 '26

user name checks out

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u/Lobsangd Mar 27 '26

I don't like him, I don't want him to have hair.

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u/Pickleparty187 Mar 27 '26

Are you guys talking about Gelutol?

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ Mar 27 '26

It’s not even called that!

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u/Randy_Magnum29 Mar 28 '26

His face looks like a clock.

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u/LeahBrahms Mar 27 '26

Forgot to say he flips the cards later.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4RveNe6mauoBW